If I remember right the Greeks equated small penises with intelligence and culture and large penises with barbarism.

Just have her and James get on his bike and ride...over a cliff.

Kind of like the President.

Baron von Faster Pussycat.

Depending on the continuity, Barbara Gordon is the daughter of Jim’s brother Roger who is orphaned and adopted by Jim and Barbara Gordon. So they could easily make her multiracial.

ETA: Not that I’m saying Chopra should get the role. I’m not familiar with her acting, but I think 34 is just a little old to be playing…

That’s not really fair because, while Cher is in her ‘70s, there are parts of her body that aren’t even ten years old yet. And she will freely admit that.

I’ve always heard that it was both. Boyle and Fenn had a bit of a feud going, with Fenn clearly being Lynch and Frost’s favorite, so Boyle pressured MacLachlan to have them kill the Cooper/Audrey romance and the age difference was just his excuse.

When you take into account that Audrey was played by someone who was…

In their defense, they were contractually obligated for years to attach “Family” to the network’s name. They had always planned on using it as ABC/Disney’s teenager/young adult channel but they bought the network from Fox and Fox had signed a deal with the previous owner (Pat Robertson) that stipulated they had to…

American television has been mining British television for years. The Brits have tried their luck at adapting American television as well, but it never works out successfully.

I think American Shameless does a pretty good job, although it shifted focus from the struggles of living in a “bad” neighborhood to who the older Gallagher kids are fucking this week.

I keep waiting for Violet to turn up and start sexually harassing him.

You are all wrong, so wrong that it’s sad. She’s quasi-British, so there’s only one real choice:

It kind of reminds me of The Grinch but if all the Whos were inbred and terrible.

It’s like if Mel Brooks wrote Shakespeare.

No, not Mel Brooks, who are those guys who wrote the Scary Movie movies?

Yeah, but we don’t want to get too close to the flames. The heat combined with the our tinfoil hats, our heads will be like baked potatoes.

You are all being ridiculous and it’s embarrassing.

It’s the 21st Century, we don’t accuse our politicians of being witches, we accuse them of being inter-dimensional, shape-shifting, subterranean lizard people.

Except for that time DC tried to, everyone hated it, and they introduced a convoluted soft reboot to fix their mistake.

If anyone could make you side with an abusive stepparent, it’s Damien.

What makes this extra fucked up are the rumors that Cosby had Bonet fired from A Different World because of the sex scenes in Angel Heart and a topless photo shoot in Interview.

It seems like they’re trying to do the Vetements “I spent a small fortune on this outfit that looks like it came from Goodwill” irony.