I feel completely bad for Barron. None of this cluster-fuck is his fault; he’s just a kid. His father is disgusting; his siblings (except Tiffany) are terrible people, complicit in their father’s cons and his mother can’t even bother to hide the contempt she has for his dad. It will take divine intervention to get him…

this really fucks up my 400 page Skyrim/Zelda fan fiction, but whatever, I will fucking roll with it #skyrimsword

This is like us all watching Tiberius stalk past, and we mutter about the treason trials and how he wastes money... and then we see Little Boots scurrying to keep up with the procession and we’re all “Oh that poor kid, don’t worry - when his dad Germanicus - the ideal Roman - becomes Emperor, everything will turn out…

Did you know there are rumors Tom Cotton has a boyfriend?

okay now that I’ve seen the packaging, they DEFINITELY knew you weren’t putting this on your lower back

“James was always cool” -Shelley

Seltzer and Friedberg?

To me the obvious solution would have been to just get rid of Boyle. Who the hell likes Donna? Would’ve made the show better. Though I do think keeping Audrey and Cooper from actually getting together was the right choice.

Who’s the villain in the next movie? Professor Warrant? Mistress Bulletboys?

Yeah Brooks is an actual genius.

Boy, to be a woman in her 70s  and not just wearing such an outfit, but pulling it off as well, is nothing short of amazing.

I was gonna say that Mel Brooks is actually witty. Apparently the Scary Movie series was created by the Wayans brothers.

The Wayans brothers?

What a dumb period in history we live in.

Okay.

Are they doing the YMCA dance in that photo? They are, aren’t they? Well, even if they aren’t, that’s what they’re doing now.

The Soup died for this.

That dumb ass wrote a whole book on people having a good time on Halloween like it’s a bad thing. Fuck him anyway.

Nearly all of the out-and-proud Trump supporters I know (not many, since I’m the product of a liberal arts college and have spent the time since living in major Eastern metropolises) basically seem to support him largely to entirely because he OWNS libtards and snowflakes.