It’s like if Mel Brooks wrote Shakespeare.

No, not Mel Brooks, who are those guys who wrote the Scary Movie movies?

Yeah, but we don’t want to get too close to the flames. The heat combined with the our tinfoil hats, our heads will be like baked potatoes.

You are all being ridiculous and it’s embarrassing.

It’s the 21st Century, we don’t accuse our politicians of being witches, we accuse them of being inter-dimensional, shape-shifting, subterranean lizard people.

What makes this extra fucked up are the rumors that Cosby had Bonet fired from A Different World because of the sex scenes in Angel Heart and a topless photo shoot in Interview.

The same reason that people who call themselves patriots like Putin because “he means what he says, the world respects him, and he hates Muslims”.

I think it’s just one of those things that first time parents think is cute (taken to the extreme) but just leaves childless monsters like me groaning.

I mourn The Soup everyday.

Who even knows anymore?

If we tell them how she was created by a liberal bondage enthusiast, who believed the world would be a Utopian paradise if it were led by women instead of men, I bet their heads would explode.

If that doesn’t work, we could tell them about the time that there was nearly an issue where Diana defended an abortion clinic,…

I’ve run into Maher fans here, they lose their shit when you point out that Maher is a poster child for the Dunning-Kruger effect. That because he’s an atheist, he feels that gives him a pass to criticize moder medicine, while giving a platform to quacks, and science (see his recent rants against space exploration).

Th…

He issued an apology about an hour after you wrote this.

Apparently without even doing the most casual research on the history of Halloween. Halloween has never been a holiday solely for children.

The whole “fuck the PC police” shtick is a product of it’s time. I find it interesting how many of it’s champions like Jim Goad and Gavin McInnes have jumped aboard the alt-right bandwagon. 

He knows that Jesus was a hippie who spent most of his time hanging out in the desert with twelve other men preaching about carrying for the sick and feeding the poor, right?

With the Trump administration up to it’s nose in the Russia investigations, one of his most vocal critics in the GOP, Sen. Lindsey Graham, just announced...that he thinks he may have been unmasked the Obama administration and that he’s worried the Comey testimony willbe a “hit job” focusing only on Comey’s…

Is anyone shocked? This is the woman who added “and weed” to Giuliana Rancic’s “I feel like [Zendaya] smells like patchouli oil” comments. Then (after fleeing the show like a rat from a sinking ship) said “I would never make that joke” when asked about the controversy.

Disgusting. People swarming to get a piece of the recently departed like vultures on carrion, Debbie hasn’t even gone a ye-

Unless you’re a Pharaoh.

Except for Pete Burns, Joan Rivers, Liberace, Michael Jackson, and that rich lady who looks like a cat.

I was under the impression that the Kardashians were upfront about having cosmetic work done, are they not? Do they try to pretend that Khloe just woke up like that one day?