At this point, he’s more Captain Planet villain than President.

“The advanced societies of the future will not be governed by reason. They will be driven by irrationality, by competing systems of psychopathology.”
-J.G. Ballard

Hey Pillsubury! This is why Capitalism doesn’t work!

Who knows? He’s very good with the cyber, he can go finger to finger with the best 400-pound hackers.

Does anyone else out there hate Grease but absolutely love Olivia Newton John? For me, it’s the bat shit insanity of Xanadu that captured my heart.

I want one, but I’d say that I’m more the DJ Lady Miss Kier fan market. I really could care less about what’s under that skirt.

Or Edith Massey in Female Trouble.

Dapper Dan used knock-off replicas of Gucci’s honeycomb and checkerboard leather patterns in his flight jackets and customized sneakers for at least two decades. To my knowledge the Gucci corporation never filed any sort of lawsuit or even sent Dapper Dan a cease and desist, so I fail to see your point.

It’s their…

Well, clearly you were conceived by mistake.

I want to be a member of that group so badly. Like the way some people want to join country clubs. It’s very exclusive, I have to live vicariously through screen shots.

Have you heard anything about cards “signed” by Melania being sent out asking for donations as a birthday present to Trump? I read it somewhere, but it didn’t seem like a reliable news source, so I’m not sure how true it is.

Is she a member of Methbabes? (Yes, that’s a real FB group and yes it’s made up of women who love meth and the drama that goes along with it.)

That’s exactly what I mean. Have you seen any of those directors films? Women are just hysterical caricatures.

I don’t think she’s just talking about diversity. People are focusing on the last part of what she said, but skipping the first part about her being “disturbed”. I think, specifically, she’s talking about the kind of films that aren’t just acceptable at Cannes but are usually lauded and it’s been going on for years.…

Well, at least she didn’t ask for Dijon mustard on a hamburger or shop at J. Crew.

I think there was talk of him trading in the Android for an iPhone right before his trip.

Fake! Not a single Chaswasser.

Shouldn’t there be some sort of secret code like “Candygram” or something, to make sure no sharks get in?

Me too. I think the closest that I came to seeing the Oscar one was Oscar night. A song from the film was nominated, and they performed some weird interpretive dance synopsis for the film.

Someone should totally do a ballet based on the Ballard Crash.

Yeah. Their son was in a bad nu-metal glam band. I remember because Paris and Nicole use to wear his band’s paraphernalia on The Simple Life.