How does one play with these? They seem more like those little gashapon statues that are popular in Japan than toys.

It looks like it’s really, really high and keeping a secret from you.

I think she is dead, and she just rose from the crypt like some kind of creature from folklore. Sustaining herself each night on human misery, a carton of cigarettes*, chardonnay*, and her Vicodin prescription*.

*Allegedly.

Like furry suits but cars?...

Do you think there’s like a crossover road kill fetish where furries get off on being rundown chromies?

Well duh, they just drive over them repeatedly and eventually something comes out.

Vintage Enquirer only had about one or two headlines on the cover, but they were nothing short of amazing.

To be fair, most of Melania’s non-Trump photos involve her grabbing her own crotch, pretending to eat a lavish meal of diamond encrusted jewelry, or doing construction work in nothing but a bikini and diamond bracelets. Which do you choose? 

But his thetan lives on.

Yes. Fuck those guys, the Kardashian’s just want their privacy.

Do you and BrewCrew82 have shared custody of the brain?

For a dog, he sure does love him some cats.

Well, if we’re going to put period dramas like Game of Thrones under the sci-fi/fantasy blanket, we might as well include talking dogs.

which we last saw in 1992's nigh impenetrable Fire Walk With Me.

Okay, honey. You go up to the average trans woman and imply that she’s a drag queen and see if you don’t get the shit smacked out of you.

I know there are trans women who perform as drag queens (e.g. Candy Darling, Holly Woodlawn, Amanda Lepore, Sophia Lamar) but they are a slim minority and, as a rule of thumb, you…

I love those kind of mental gymnastics they pull off. Like today, how people were complaining that the women, at a women’s conference, in a country with a woman Chancellor was being misogynistic to Ivanka.

If you like Sylvester and TG, then you’ll probably enjoy the soundtracks Sylvester’s producer Patrick Cowley did for gay porn films in the early 70's while he was tripping his way through college.
 

I have a question that’s been bugging me what with all this America Gods and Wonder Woman news.

**Spoilers**

American Gods was spun off of Gaiman’s later Sandman arcs (and with the appearance of Delirium in American Gods could conceivably take place in the same universe.) In those arcs, he established that Gods and…

Sorry, but this movie happened over 20 years ago. It’s called Madonna: Innocence Lost. It was Fox’s attempt at doing a movie of the week. Sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can catch it on the Lifetime Movie Network.