Oh shit, is this why I like her so much?

Hold on, your 70-year-old sister is telling people she’s in her early 40s? Does she exclusively interact with blind people, or how does that work?

Haha, I see what you did there, sliding “effacé” into your reply.

If by “blow up in our faces terribly” you mean, “finally get people talking about our shitty band again...”

Hey guy I have a question that literally has nothing to do with your comment. I figured this was the best way to get a big number of different suggestions. My family was interested in an idea I had for a Mother’s Day activity. My idea was to cook a meal. While I’m an admitted (and ashamed) connoisseur of restaurant…

But being kept up at night is what causes one to make mistakes like this!

1. We are all Caroline Cruz.

10 back surgeries! My gosh, woman, you have some kind of superhero perseverance. I am 36 with one major spinal operation under my belt, pain every second of my life except for when I’m asleep, and it’s been a decades-long struggle to put on a happy face and be a patient, pleasant person when my body is in a constant…

Wait, a white male billionaire doesn’t understand the value safe spaces? Nothing makes sense anymore.

I feel like this assistant professor can get fucked.

Because we didn’t all let them all fuck all of us any time they felt the urge, so now we all must pay. Duh?

This is the most moronic, myopic shit. I can’t even deal.

Your ignorance is a danger to yourself and those around you. Get your life.

May Ted Cruz’s white, male, cisgender God have mercy on his clearly nonexistent soul. IDK how anyone could actually vote for this garbage person.

God bless Ariel Winter for putting up with that mother for 16 years before emancipating herself. That woman sounds like a Borderline disaster.

HOW CONVENIENT for KC that he’s a man, then. ::shoots eye daggers at screen::

LOL if I waited for someone else to plan my birthday party, there would be no birthday party. Maybe my NEW YORK VALUES are showing, but I don’t know one single adult who passively leaves it to someone else to maybe/maybe not organize a birthday party for them.

My dear Lindsay, lover of money and attention: never stop doing you, princesa-kween.

I hope this happens to him everywhere he goes. I mean, it must.

Wow, TIL David Weintraub is an arrogant dick.