... but you still gotta be rich.

Did you ever watch Breaking Bad and think, “Oh my gosh, Anna Gunn is Blake Lively 20 years later”? Cuz that happened to, uh, a friend of mine recently.

Yes. A poke to the genitals is super weird and awkward and not sexy or sensual. It’s just a random prod. That’s fucking weird.

“I asked a black man to move his hands, and then he moved his hands, which I naturally interpreted as an immediate threat on my life. It’s ok for me to be afraid and totally racist because I have this badge,” does not mean not guilty, bro.

GOOD GRIEF. Way to go, white people - don’t even learn what the term “white privilege” means, DIG IN to “being offended,” and continue being ignorant and awful.

There was something called the Anti-Trump Free School in NYC, and the counselors at Crisis Text Line (741-741) were specifically trained in November for post-election crises, and, yes, post-election support groups have popped all over the place. Get yours!

We do not seek to impose our way of life on anyone

It’s almost as if women are oppressed in a myriad of ways, many of which were represented at the march. Weird.

bring enough cash so that you can slink into a coffee shop, buy something, and use their bathroom

You’re fake news.

And in this scenario, the whole nation could enjoy a great tête-à-tête over who is ultimately the most inappropriate non-consensual toucher of women. What a country!

The most obvious answer would be that he doesn’t care about anyone but himself.

Louisiana Senator Karen Carter Peterson is all of us.

Hmm, yeah, I am always saying, “Fuck you and suck my dick,” to the people I am a huge fan and supporter of.

I actually first misread this headline as “Court rules that denying people jobs because of their dreadlocks is illegal,” because that is the only thing that would make actual sense. This is so stupid. Way to go, America.

Maybe because celebrities have stalkers?

I know I don’t need to say this but I NEED TO SAY THIS:

LL, GIRL, HIS “SORRY” WON’T MEAN SHIT. To an abuser, “sorry” is just a meaningless mouth-sound that brings you merrily hop-skip-jumping right back into his manipulations. JUST WALK AWAY.

James Harden!

She’s Lil Kimming it. Sad!