lol I love that there are people here who appreciate that South Park episode as much as I do.

His first problem is his idea that Beyonce is a role model for young women. Beyonce is a woman, a singer, an artist, an entertainer. She writes, sings, and performs to express herself, not to be a role model. Role models are people in your family, friend circles, and community - people you converse with and who mentor…

Admit it, Mark: this "study" was really you reading my texts to my friends about my narcissist ex.

"pain capable unborn child" - what the fuck. What about the pain capable adult female? If I could, I would smack these career-politician morons across the face with a thousand dicks. Oh I mean, ::polite arguings::

Ha, I liked that quote. Plus, he's not wrong.

Fun story: My memories of being spanked as a child were so strong that one day when I was probably 9 and my parents were yelling at me for something or other and ordered me to my room, I said, "I know what's coming!" and spanked myself all the way up the stairs while pretty much quoting them about what a bad child I…

"but at the same time, an officer is suppose to be one who enforces rules"

I just want to say: a parent is also supposed to be one who enforces rules. I don't think it's smart to teach a kid his parents are powerless and the only people to respect-by-way-of-fear are uniformed law enforcement.

Damn. As a parent, what can you do in that situation? May I ask how your parents handled it?

#1, I believe you, Janice.
#2, here is how I imagine Bill Cosby's rationalization regarding his entitlement: "These sluts come over here, 'Ohhh, Mr. Cosby, help me be faaamous!' They're dumb, social-climbing sluts. They're so dumb, I say, 'Here, take this pill,' and they do it! I don't even tell them what it is and…

omg you're dumb.

"The mother, a single parent," - So, no willful abandonment judgment toward the father then, yeah? Good good, the world still makes sense.

Now, I am not a University of Cambridge psychology lecturer, but I do suspect that this theory heavily rests on examples in which people are parents by the time they are 30. Through parenthood, you are thinking about and working on yourself less, and you are busy pushing your beliefs and neuroses on small, malleable…

I already do a-plenty, but I'm not going to itemize my life for you. Thanks for trying, ttyl.

"terrible act." No. This is an act of terrorism. All such assaults on people who stand up to the sexual harassment and subjugation of women ARE acts of terrorism. Until we collectively understand that this is the truth, these terrorist acts will continue. I'm so fucking over this bullshit!

"injuries"

Wait. You're Jess from New Girl, aren't you?

Try Rita Hazan Root Concealer. It's a color spray. I have strawberry blond hair that I dye a darker red, and this stuff hides my blond roots so well (it has fooled my friends on several occasions). I'm still on my first can, but I remember it being pricey - around $26.

And while suing is not inappropriate, there's now a danger in calling out businesses for their illegal practices because of a fear that the only reason one might be upset about discrimination is for the monetary gain it involves.

We could go over there right now and set them on fire?

Oh I feel sooooooo bad for you. Truly, my heart breaks.