Congratulations to Salma Hayek for being the first person to ever make me speak the phrase, "What the dumb shit?!"

What's going on with Seal's arm in the first picture?

What troubles me is that this woman who was choked and had her pants ripped down and was aggressively, violently fingerbanged doesn't think it was rape. It's rape.

What. Is. This. Video.

Wow she looks great for 55.

ATE DICKS, YOU GUYS.

LMAO

Why do all of these shoes have the same shitty rounded toe? That's what irks me the most.

I am a thin woman who exercises because skeletomuscular health and all that, and I will happily and enthusiastically state that many a larger lady has bested me at a great number of physical feats. On innumerable occasions they have run faster than I, run farther than I, done more push-ups, more squats, so on and so…