How many “Rick fucks something and Morty fucks something and Summer fucks something” episodes are we going to have?

I can’t call this one awful because the dragon sex episode still exists. Until they can find a way to remove that from the timeline, it will always be the gold standard of awful Rick & Morty.

This was supremely silly, but not so dumb as to be actually bad. I’ve seen people losing their minds over how gross this is, and…

Seriously Zack, if you don’t have the stomach to dip into D territory, you could at least have stretched down to a C.

“This is objectively the worst piece of media in human history. B minus.”

I feel like the tone of this review seems to warrant a lower score than B-

In brighter news, Donald Rumsfeld died.

They unplugged the computer but the AI still keeps generating scripts

Who the fuck is writing these absolutely stupid fucking movies. Stop it

It’s gonna be real disappointing if Kimmel’s plan is anything besides “totally and utterly humiliate this dipshit”.

Oh, it won’t go away for a while. There’ll be followup articles about Snyder stans throwing hissy fits about the negative critical reaction; articles about how many people ostensibly watched the Snyder Cut on HBO MAX; articles dissecting weird moments and easter eggs; at least one For Your Consideration article…

My one hope for all of this: I never have to hear about the fucking Snyder Cut again. I generally try not to yuck other people’s yum. I get that Snyder’s style is not appealing to me and that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy.

But damnit I am tired of hearing about this fucking thing.

The final scenes in the episode, with Ned talking to Bart and then taking comfort from Edna's diary, were actually quite sweet. It’s a shame that the rest of the episode was the sixty seventh version of “Lisa is jealous of someone else’s success.” 

While it’s okay to be sad about this, it’s important to remember that both members of Daft Punk still love you very much, and that you’ll always be their number one guy.

I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for this show, mostly because so much of the first season was filmed in my neighborhood and my house is visible in the background of one of the shots.

Kirsten Rausing of the food packaging company Tetra Pak is the richest woman in England. Rowling isn’t even in the top twenty five.

Wow that trailer makes me want to gouge my eyes out.  When your show was so bad that even Adult Swim didn’t want it, you should probably give up and not sell it to SyFy

I’d love another Sam & Max, but we need some new damn environments. If I have to go to Bosco’s one more time, I’m gonna scream.

I want Telltale to miraculously come back to life so they can make another Sam and Max game.

I’m still waiting for Telltale to miraculously come back to life and somehow convince BLOM to let them make a Scott Pilgrim series. I’m sure it’ll happen any day now. ... aaaany day now.

When’s the last time The Simpsons had a truly memorable joke? I’d vote for “Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?” which was back in 2007.