Oh, come off it. Roddy White hasn’t been anything close to “speeding” in years

Roddy White seems to have a second grade level education.

I had the same thought.

Looking forward to seeing all the white guys* who have a stick up their ass over Chappelle’s outstanding monologue.**

Right on!

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

OSU fan here, watching it on TV and this is where teams stop mattering and your humanity kicks in. Hope the kid is OK.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

We could’ve had a great Greg Stilson moment!

“What you’re looking at...is something that has happened”

Some perspective on how historic this is:

If he’d been as good of a hitter as he was a fielder the Braves probably would’ve held on to him a little longer.

really just rooting for a penn st-baylor bowl game

Story of my life.

If it’s a foot, Rex Ryan will always run for it.

Dan Snyder, bringing press intimidation, and battery, to Europe’s uptight audiences and journalists alike.

does the PR guy know how PRing works?

Who throws on a first and inches?

Damn, how did you escape from one cesspool into another?

Oh, I buy brakes from that guy.