He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

Really both of you @ SmileyR & DaveGEsq, if this lady wants to turn to faith in a time of need let her, there is no reason to be an ass about it. I am an athiest, but I dont find the need to fault those who believes religion unless it gets personally in my face and this news caster inst in anyway. She posted this on…

If Jesus is real and capable of preventing criminals from killing you, why did he let them rob you?

It’s worse to think that either the Cubs will win their first WS since 1908, or Cleveland will win 2 championships in one year. #DumpsterFire

You didn’t get the twitter love so you give DS your sloppy seconds? Fuck you and go Cubs!

The water pressure is fine, they just heard there might be a transgendered person in attendance.

TRUMP IN 6

Ugh. These jokes are like bad medicine.

“We’re not going anywhere.”

You just shot him down, in a blaze of glory

You give jokes a bad name.

Jon Bon Jovi wants to buy an NFL team. He tried to buy the Bills earlier this year, and “continues to monitor the Titans’ ownership situation closely,”according to CBS’s Jason La Canfora.

I don’t quite understand what you’re saying here, but I’ll die to protect your right to confuse me.

Bills fans don’t take a day off

Last night, Cole claimed The Seth Rollins had never been in a Hell in the Cell match and that Dean Ambrose had never beaten him one-on-one.
Both of which have happened within the last year.

All my excess live in Texas.

At least the odds of developing life crippling depression, substance abuse, anger issues, or ultimately ALS were severely diminished!

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun