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Virginia...Driving over 80 or 20 over the speed limit, whichever comes first, even with some of our f’ing highways with 70 mph speed limits. Get caught, you get a reckless driving on your record and it is a class 1 misdemeanor which is the same as assault and battery and sexual battery. Virginia state code, a person

I gave you a star because you said, “do do”. Made me giggle. :)

Don’t forget class 1 misdemeanors include wife beaters.

Odd that I just talked to a captain friend of mine who was on 2 carriers. He says though it’s impressive, as a captain he was stressed because even though the ship leans about 9 degrees, all things must be fully secured. If heavy items are not tied down properly, it has a potential to go through steel bulkheads

meanwhile, in draconian law-ville virginia...do 80...win a reckless driving ticket with possible jail time. Man, I have to move out of the commonwealth.

I used to think I was a good driver, and I am from NJ. Then I moved to Northern Virginia, met my wife, and she convinced me I was a bad driver. After reading this, I now understand I’m the good driver, and everyone in Northern VA is horrible. True story. :)

Damn, I thought the same thing. David, you must have a costco sized barrrel of orange hand cleaner! Please use gloves though. I hate them too because you can’t get the same tactile feeling, but in the end, cancer sucks more than feeling something better. P.S. This video would have been perfect about a week ago

I have to agree with you. Couldn’t the officer pulled to the side, waited for the offending ahole pass her, then flip her lights on and pull behind him to pull him over to the side of the road and let the others continue on. At the speed everyone was going on the ramp prior to the pull over, it doesn’t look like

HammerheadFistpunch, are you a god for understanding what I wrote?!? I wish I could give you more stars for catching that quote. Oh, Listen, that reminds me, you shouldn’t leave your TV on so loud when you go out. The creep down the hall phoned the manager. You know what I did? I climbed on the ledge and tried to

I say just increase the tax for all vehicles and we can save the money on headache medication. I only buy acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice... ;)

The odd ball part of this is, I did a google search for “focus rs salvage” about 4 weeks ago and saw 2 other RS’s with salvage titles! One didn’t look all that bad and was tempting but being that it was out West plus the RS forums state getting parts for this car right now is near impossible with long wait times. I

I have found the turn signal stalk in Texas actually controls other drivers and is sort of a magician as well. As soon as I click it on, any driver on the corresponding side will pull up right next to me and make any open space for me to pull into completely...dissapear! Abracadabra jerk!

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Looks like the Jeep is just as easy...as long as there isn’t that one rusty bolt to make your life the oh so special living hell! On a seperate note, I wonder how many bolts were left over...every time I work on my car there is always a bolt that I never find a home for. :)

College days. I was flying home from Tucson to Newark. I boarded a completely booked plane, and walk to my seat only to see two extremely “large” people in the seat. A man in the aisle and a woman at the window. Yep, you guessed it, I got the middle seat from the seventh circle of hell. Now when I say these

I was totally relishing reading this story of sweet revenge on a dickhead until I saw his last name. Guess what the “O” in my username stands for?! Thanks a whole hell of a lot Travis for fucking up the reputation for all other O’Sullivans. What a wanker.

There are a lot of things I just don’t get about this (25 year) rule:

I want to know how the police caught up to a car going 208 mph!?

I hate touch screens.