it’s all a matter of perspective - the day my dog was put down rates as the worse day in my life. My grandparents - that was sad, but...

bc you can both love your mother and be glad to be rid of said mother when the time comes.

Tom Wins!

so where are all his victims? where are the lawsuits? it’s just Jezebel rhetoric - this is why Allen still works - to compare him to Cosby is absurd.

bad dog owners - don’t blame the dog - your friends are idiots.

as you watch them dying - which you will, you will feel like a dick for joking about their deaths...

The Case Against Bloggers: they are opinionated Assholes who believe their immaturity and stupidity is reflective of everyone, everywhere...

Keep sucking this yung rapunxel dick u hairy curry scented bitch

why can’t the accused just be disposed of without trial - it’s so unfair - I need to swim where it’s just my breath and the water - maybe a walk in the woods...

Decades of allegations? There is one allegation made by one person...

and by not done that well you mean:

yawn - apparently, in your ideal culture, an accusation is made and we go right to the death penalty...

only on Jezebel is Slave an issue while Aziela Banks screams faggot and Jez writers are like - ain’t she cute...

jerked a dong - keep dreaming Pat...

as long as it took to get to eye cream?

fify

ball dogs never pass out:

how is gawker media completely punting on the racial implications here - and no cry for better representation?

get a man and you won’t need your sister to pity gift you...

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