If not for that middle sentence I would swear you were referring to Goodell...

Imagine I get a speeding ticket. I’m “on the hook” for the 500 bucks of the ticket. But imagine I go in front of the judge, and say “hey, it was a one-time thing, and I’m a good person and I’ve really learned my lesson here, I can show that I’ve really learned my lesson”, and the judge waives the fine. Sure, I’ve…

Trumps über alles.

does it make him a slut?? I see a contradiction there.

yesterday was literal left wing terrorism. Not a march. Not words. Actual terrorism. Fuck you.

I still don’t understand how anyone thinks Hillary is a bigger liar than this giant orange turd.

Every woman knows they do the same amount of work (or more) but don't brag about it enough that anyone ever knows.

St. Paul’s is an Episcopal school. Catholics don’t operate elite boarding schools in the NE, those are generally Protestant (Episcopal/Lutheran/Unitarian). I’m not sure Catholics operate elite boarding schools anywhere in the US. The most elite Catholic schools tend to be single-sex day schools run by specific…

Agreed. But BYU needs to be made an example of. Our federal government needs to send the message now this is not how the next generation of women will be treated in this country.**

Mostly the kind of people who believe the exact shit she was saying and few gay men in bars.

Buttcanoe. New addition to my arsenal, thanks.

And that they aren’t fucking abortifacients no matter what Preacher Bob says.

I love a good Idiocracy joke.

A 90 minute chase with speeds up to 100mph, and the dude is still that coherent? He's lucky he's not black.

So that punk kid stole his “SUV,” right?

I was working at a margarita bar on the water, so winter was slow. We relied on our regulars, a few of which were a group of late twenties bro dudes who would come in for nachos and fish bowl sized margaritas. They were generally ok, except they LOVED to flirt with all of the female staff, despite none of us being…

It doesn’t bother me when they try to write comments about how ugly my kids are, because they are exceptionally beautiful and anyone can see that.