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11/3/14

What's your stance on fun in general?

10/29/14

I was using flawed, patriarchal logic that others have brought to my attention. It's a side-effect of being a male and raised in this society; I didn't even notice I was doing it until people started pointing out the flaw.

10/15/14

Timothy Olyphant as Seth Bullock in Deadwood... be still my beating heart.

10/3/14

He lost me at "persuit." Tell him I said "shut up, re-take English 101, and do not breed."

9/29/14

[UPDATED] 11 Men and 0 Women on Tonight's ESPN Domestic Violence Panel

Tonight — finally! — ESPN is going to have an in-depth discussion on the NFL's domestic violence problem. The…

9/25/14

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that those 14 yr olds are black or Hispanic.

9/10/14

I scrolled down and what came out of my mouth was actually, "tee-hee". That seal is THAT cute. I didn't even know I could make that sound.

9/5/14

Frequent reader, first time commenter. Fat guy.

9/3/14

The Holderness Family's Viral Rap Videos Must Be Stopped

There is an epidemic which has reached critical mass, and we must mobilize all resources to put an end to it: It is…

8/25/14

Ugh, Ed Sheeran just lost major points with me. I absolutely loathe people that use the "If I had a daughter, she wouldn't do x" argument for things they don't like. It reflects the mindset that girls are still their father's property.

8/24/14

They've been forcing them to hand out fake Mexican food, this is just the logical next step.

8/20/14

Affluenza is a life-threatening disease for everyone who doesn't have it.

7/8/14

the Neurotic White People in Banal Situations trope. You know...

7/7/14

Hillary, contributing something to society would mean finding out why this is the case in these cities and explaining it to us so we could have a discussion about that and see how we can work toward income parity in all cities. Reposting content from elsewhere with no context or explanation and just saying "ooh neat"…

7/3/14

Da GiRl WoKe fRom Her Heart SergeRy anD coUldn't SeE hEe BoYfrAnd: WHERE IS HE? SHE SCREAMED OMG.

7/3/14

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

6/16/14

"While it boggles the mind that there's two distinct parts to 911 — from what I've always known, everyone gets sent when you call the emergency number — it's even more frightening to know that in an emergency an administrative fuckup can lead to someone who is in danger to be transferred to voicemail."

6/5/14

I read about that on GOOP! The hot thing for summer is leaving your corporeal form behind to inhabit the spiritual plane!

4/18/14

Hasn't your country suffered enough since we sent you Bieber?

4/8/14

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.