omfg Callie

worth a shot.

I dunno, I kinda like it. Nobody ever owns up to their shit anymore. There's never any truth in advertising. But this guy....

You're one of those customers, aren't you?

However, I really wish that Jezebel would stop with the sensationalist headlines and publish more than one type of cop story. These types of headlines (it happened again: everyone be afraid of police now) continue the cycle of fear and hatred of police officers everywhere and it makes their jobs that much harder.

I might get flamed for this, but here goes...

Great job with that alarmist headline!

Ms Meyer is a crayola bitch-ass

THE BEEADS

If you did that around me, I would have created the Matrix just to give myself an actual "unfriend" button IRL.

hell, I get a lifetime pass for half the UN. :D

I read an article the other day about someone not having children and half of the comments were from people saying how selfish it is not to have children. How screwed up is that? Selfish is having a bunch of kids

James Van Der Beek and his wife have just given birth to....
No, no, no. The wife gave birth, just as she was pregnant and not the both of them. Let's quit that kind of bullshit phrasing.

Dear Editor,

He had those bedroom* eyes!


*necrophiliac

I just read the whole "letter" twice, and I have only one question:

How long do you think it took her to type that, given all the pearls she was clutching?

Heaven forbid a woman feel secure about the face she was born with and remain comfortable in her own skin without striving to look more like some unattainable beauty standard she will never achieve. HOW DARE SHE?! Let's shame so she feels suitably bad about herself.

It;s really nothing to get hung up about.

You should only ever say "I can see the head!" when a baby is being born, ya know?