So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

I think she’s a terrible, dishonest, self-serving politician who’d eat her child if it furthered her own career.

In short, she’s Donald Trump sans the real estate holdings.

Out of curiosity, was Hillary asked if she was racist for trying to get in the way of the first Black president? I don’t remember that happening but I could have missed it. Has Hillary been asked if she is being anti-Semitic for standing in the way of the first Jewish president?

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

Thank you, Anna, for doing the Lord’s work.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

It looks like he’s farting and hopes no one notices.

directions for driving in Boston.

“ Blaming men in faraway countries for their own violence —”

See also: “There’s no war on women’s bodies, just what’s inside their bodies.”

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

If you don’t like the idea of having an object inside your uterus, absolutely consider Nexplanon! I’m on my second one and I can’t even tell it is there unless I press on it.

I’d like to know how these freaks would defend their intrusive views when trying to argue that the Republican Party is really the party of smaller government. It seems to me that their positions on the social issues is the epitome of government overreach. I suppose they could argue that they want it to be up to the…

I was so angry at you for making me tear up, then I was like “Damn my eyes were dry and this feels good.”

Mentioning the 9/11 gift shop always makes me think of this.

I wrote a parody of Passion of the Christ (as a kind of performance art piece) that was so sacrilegious that my friends who performed in it had their kid taken away in a custody dispute when the Catholic judge was shown pics of it. Took years to straighten out. Worst thing I ever accidentally did.

Am so enjoying the late 2nd term IDGAF Obama.

I’ll bet the “homo lobby” is very tastefully decorated

Word. I’m so put off by the “personal branding” language because it assumes that my humanity can be summed up as a brand. And brands, keep in mind, are intentionally simple, not complex. And they’re almost always positive. Brands are used to sell us things, which means they are used to convince us of the inherent…