Weak sauce. Removed by the Grammys.

It would have been SO HARD for me to not punch that woman in the face. Somebody spoiled my favorite book for me the first time I read it, and I wished death upon him. In public. In front of strangers. In tears. There is nothing quite like having the magic taken out of one of the stories closest to your heart. …

This is student loan related but not Sallie Mae related. I have a few private loans with another company that I used for my education - they keep changing my payment schedule and interest rates according to any old whim, which I'm sure is some clause in the agreement I signed at 17 and technically allowable, but it's…

Bwahahahaha "the color of the shadow a whisper casts." I love this.

I just recently re-watched the first Terminator and I have to say, I think Sarah Connor before that film would have been much "prettier," and less "jacked." Think about her dealing with a piece of crap boyfriend and dancing around getting ready to go out with her roommate - she was all about the teasin' and paintin'…

I love my Daryl pumpkin! Can a girl get some props?!

Agreed.

Whoa ho ho, your loss, black girls!!!!

I'm so glad I wasn't 20 in front of everybody. Poor kid.

"In the bathroom stall, we’re all just quivering-sphinctered cretins nervously spraying perfumed oil into a toilet and hoping our butts don’t make gross trumpet noises."

Tears. Tears coming down my face from laughter. Thank you.

Can somebody help me understand what this means? How do you know if you are approved or not, and what is the grey? I just throw random comments at whatever...

Oh my god this just made me get my period. They are TOO EFFING wonderful.

This enrages me. Fuck this chick. FUCK. THIS. CHICK. gotohellanddiekthxbaiiiiiii

I love Sandra Bullock but when she screams all my mind's eye can see is SPEED. So distracting.

Dior "Ummm."

This cat looks like he's in pain :(

"In the same breath that the creator of this meme claims white people are the true victims, not the drivers and beneficiaries, of American racism..."

My recurring stress dream theme is a combination of the errand trend and the test trend: I have something relatively major I need to accomplish (i.e., fly half way around the world for work / perform in a play / pick up somebody I care about who's in trouble) and am met all night with petty, distracting obstacles (I…

Hey, "I'm a Scientist, Not A Secretary" girl: fuck you.