I don’t think that’s what Patrick was going for. It’s more like “this mostly talentless woman gamed a broken system to make her dreams come true, but isn’t hurting anyone and is genuine in her passion for sports, so, yay?”

I look forward to seeing her in Tokyo doing dressage on a mule.

Speaking as a fellow cranky old man, I heartily endorse this take.

itll be interesting to see if the Porsche Mission-E or whatever theyre calling it manages to dethrone tesla. i know if it was my money and they were similarly priced id rather have an all electric porsche

Any and all people from California, Colorado, and other places with epic climates who never discuss the weather because where they live the weather is perfect almost every day of the year (well, except forest fire season).

It will be interesting to see how that segment shapes up later this year.

You know that plumber has a 5 hp commercial garbage disposal in his kitchen, and he just dumps entire chicken carcasses into it. He’s only telling this shit to customers so they feel bad about themselves and don’t complain when the bill comes.

It’s more fun to go off the side of the boat and then run and tell your friends to “come look, there’s a fish!” and then they run over and they look at your poo.

Incorrect. Look at any relatively successful campaign and the side more willing to draw a hard line wins. Look at abortion, you start with “outlaw all abortion” and suddenly, “hallways must be 10" wide and doctors need admitting privileges” seems rational.
Start with, “ban all guns” (which isn’t a bad idea) and…

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

I’m like this but with the double luge.

I don’t say this lightly, and I mean no disrespect to people who are intellectually limited...

When I read the headline, I was gleefully anticipating a story about an entire family aiming farts at each other or something similar. You know, like a food fight but with farts. I am disappointed.

How can the farter be at fault? I guess he could have retreated to the bathroom to fart, or maybe he needed to fart more quietly, but “just not farting” doesn’t really seem to be an option. Sometimes you have gas and you have to fart, that’s just the way farts work. #fartfacts

Word has it that Elizabeth is also very upset about the “cancellation” of the LL Bean “lifetime guarantee.”

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

Maybe, just maybe, if the kids lead efforts this time it could be different...

So Trump firing Mueller now would be enough for impeachment EXCEPT that the GOP are a bunch of anti-American, sellout bitches.

It’s absurd to compare Trump’s long history of financial trickery and unethical behavior to Clinton. Despite all the noise, there’s not been anything found that was substantively shown to be corruption or graft from Hillary.

We’re at the point where rich people have so much money that there’s just no point in regular graft. When you have so much money in the bank that a million here or there wouldn’t really change your bottom line, then you’ve got to go big.