This is the most impressive thing about LeBron James. The guy was on the cover of Sports Illustrated at 16 or 17, dubbed as potentially the greatest player of all time, and HE’S EXCEEDED ALL EXPECTATIONS without getting in trouble, having unfathomable fame go to his head, and he genuinely seems like a good guy.

A team of five LeBrons would beat a team of five Jordans and then immediately be murdered by them.

To the other 11 Cavs:

“As of yet, there’s no clarity on the reason for his glove-corn...”

I guess you could define “under siege” as “Facing a tiny bit of non-consequential scrutiny for murdering people of color at an astronomical rate.”

I’d say having a thrice divorced, serial adulterer reality show host with a history of racism, sexual deviance, mocking the disabled, avoiding taxes and filing bankruptcy as President got us here.

All these snowflakes are getting triggered over what is essentially a coupon expiration. Truly this is the Dumbest Timeline.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

Y’all should stay up for the late games.

Want to create a strong demand for fuel efficient vehicles?

I think it would be really hilarious way to score a moral victory if the opposing team, down 82-0, stopped throwing any hittable pitches. Walk 45 runs in in a row. If the batter tries to swing at the horrible non-strikes, bean them. Force the game late into the night, far into the triple digits. In fact, maybe you…

Crossover, crossover, crossover pass.

He’s just wants to be the next Attorney General.

He’s not coaching tonight because his wife fucking died YESTERDAY, you POS. You just couldn’t wait to come here and shit on Pop could you? You truly reflect the empathy and compassion of the GOP, heartless prick.

Remember, Horse Gronkowski: It’s not just Gronk riding you. It’s everyone Gronk’s ever ridden who’s riding you...

MNF Exec 1: What about Brett Fav...ruh?

Boston fans don’t know who Bledsoe is, either, but that’s because all basketball players look alike.

When asked if he was worried about the threats, Harbaugh responded “Bitch, pleats!”

What does this even mean? He played nine games, averaged 17 per in those games, and then decided he needed more rehab. There aren’t any structural issues or he wouldn’t have played when he did, and the injury he does/did have wouldn’t have anything to do with a blown knee or a torn Achilles. That would be an entirely…

“Several” wouldn’t surprise me, no. But we just bounce from one stupid advertiser boycott or team/sport protest to another. It’s just giant waves of idiots who think the other side has finally gone too far this time, instead of just letting it slide. Do we really care if sponsors flee Laura Ingraham’s show because of…