“It’s getting harder to enjoy the day”

Before anyone embarrasses themselves with a comment like, “Wow, in Texas? This guy’s gonna get fired!” Uh, no, Dale is an institution in Dallas and we love him for being the cranky old progressive who drops truth bombs on uncomfortable suburbanites.

One ended up in Sacramento.

This is a genuinely cool moment, no cynicism required. Reminds me of the Kenyan cross country skier Philip Boit finishing last in the 1o KM event in 1998. The winner, Bjorn Daehlie, told the officials to postpone the medal ceremony until Boit finished, and greeted him at the finish line. Boit later named one of his…

Depends. What’s your wife like?

This was not the snow the Mexican and Colombian skiers were promised.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

If you think of the “Olympic ideal” of the amateur sportsman, this guy fits the bill perfectly. Hopefully he gets some kind of endorseent or sponsorship to get out of debt (Coppertone, Banana Boat, time to step up), but it’s great to see this guy living his dream.

They’re using outdated procedures to prevent contamination. The tiger is shown dabbing when he should be eating a tide pod and filming himself in front of a dead body.

Huh...my money was on somebody from Germany getting pooh’d on.  

Meh. I did that once.

I’ve been saying for 15 years that the gas tax needs to be raised. If we did that we would actually have money to pay for roads.

The NRA is a domestic terrorist organization.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

In response to Trumps tweet.

When Congress refused to renew the assault weapons ban, then refused to act after Newtown, they sold our children’s safety down the river in the name of gun money.

I am also entitled to this opinion: That all bumper stickers are stupid and should never have been affixed to a car in the first place.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

Honest question - would this story have been written if he did not win gold? It seems like there was ample time to discuss White in the lead up to the games. I am not defending him, I don’t personally have any affinity for the guy, he kinda sounds like a piece of shit and I know many people that know him and have…

I bet I could be pretty happy with the bonkers adventure that driving that thing across country would be.