Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

It’s even better than that:

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

The system is fundamentally broken because of the legalized bribery that is lobbying. Money buys our politicians and uses that power to brutalize the average person in our society. The present Democratic leadership can’t fight that because they benefit from that system. Until the Democrats call lobbying bribery, money…

Bucks Big Baller Bucks Big Baller Brand on Big Boy

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Are those “alcohol fueled revelers” or “violent thugs”? Let me check the chart:

Meanwhile at the White House.....

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Well that was intense.

By the way, someone cut together a bunch of different angles of Brady missing that catch in the first half:

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

I am a Pats fan, and that was on Cooks. He looked completely lost after the catch. That wasn’t an illegal hit. Just two guys moving in opposite directions where one of them isn’t paying attention.

I mean what do you want? He didn’t lead with his helmet, he got hit in the chest first and the impact made him buckle and that caused their helmets to collide. You can’t just say no blindside hits because you may as well just make defenders wear bells and have to yell out their intent before making contact if that hit…

Counterpoint: I travel every other week and other than normal levels of handwashing (post-restroom) I don’t really spend time worrying about germs. I’ll even eat a stray peanut that falls out of the bag onto my unwiped tray table. Quelle horreur!

Maybe if the umpires would call the strike zone as it’s written, we wouldn’t need so goddamned many pitching changes. That could save you 30 minutes a game right there.

I purposely chose to live my adult life somewhere cold and it never ceases to piss me off when people I work with complain about the fucking winter. Yes it’s long. Yes it gets dark at 4:00. You knew that when you moved here and it’s time to suck it up and do something with it. You know what’s worse than a balls-cold…

They are going to absolutely shit their pants with ecstasy if they ever go to a Neil Diamond concert.