“I think Dan continues to believe in the name.”

To be fair, he only joined the crime ring very recently after it started doing well.

I like the part where she tore her leg up.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.

So the Bills are going through puberty: They know everyone knows something awkward is going on with their Wood, and they don’t know how to hide it.

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

Should someone mention to her that at no point in her professional career was her profession the reason she had a career?

The Quarterback may not throw the ball. The Quarterback will have two (2) options for getting rid of the ball:

Obviously Deadspin isn’t the place that needs this said but while I’m happy if both guys get fired and MSU gets the death penalty we shouldn’t kid ourselves that this is anything other than the latest round of whack-a-mole when it comes to this. Whether it’s FSU or Penn State or Notre Dame or wherever we have enough…

Don’t come here. We full.

It’s not like I give a shit about tiger or golf for that matter, but I’d love to see one of these ex-frat boy fools that are compelled to yell at golf tournaments just get the shit stomped out of him one day. Just have the whole gallery commence to stomping a mud hole in his ass. Man, that would be a golf tournament…

Those investors are dipshits who deserve to lose all their money.

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The United States government.

Was that filmed with a toaster?

This broke my brain.

Great. Their one fan is on the team. Good luck selling tickets now, Jeets.

Does it have to be anti- Trump blah blah blah?

He tried to Czech himself, but he wrecked himself.