If there is an order that this man can not speak his native language in his native Hawaii, that order is unlawful. You cannot put a person in jail for speaking their native language, period.

“I hope to have many, many good meetings with Mr. Davos. I hear he’s a great guy and together we hope to fix the world’s economy. You know, many people have tried to fix the world economy, Obama, Crooked Hillary, many people. But they don’t make deals. I mean deals, that’s what I do. I make deals. Many, many,…

This is correct. You are a smart baseball person.

To be clear I’m pro-Edgar for the HOF but I’m a little thrown that he’s the guy everyone wants to go to the mattresses over. His case is good, sure, but it’s not like he’s got a 100 career WAR and is up there with the Rickey Hendersons and Cal Ripkens. His career 68.3 bWAR puts him above some guys in the hall but with…

His shot was designed by Theo Huxtable’s Gordon Gartrell shirt

I liked it when America was hated for being powerful and evil. Stupid and evil doesn’t bring the same sense of pride.

Curt Schilling: [changes name to “Baysball Schilling”]

At least he didn’t kneel in solidarity with victims of police brutality. Could you imagine how awful that would have been?

Ok, I’ll be the first to say it. I completely don’t believe this guy. I can just see Musk confirming via twitter that home boi here had disabled auto pilot and was just a dumbass.

While he didn’t break any bones, the doctors who examined him said it’s impossible to determine if he suffered any brain damage or not.

I’m imagining something of a cross between Ready Player One and Snow Crash, which would match up pretty well with what you’re describing.

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

Aziz Ansari once took me on a date to Applebees. #metoo

How about we shutdown most of the military?

Couldn’t have dreamt up a better way to announce Samer as Marchman’s replacement.

I do not have one. All I know is that it sure as shit isn’t “vagface”

It would have been literally one minute. Any take on this subject that is not “pierce is petty as hell and should stop being an asshole” is objectively wrong.

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

Theres alot of things I’ll never understand about how Trump got elected or why people voted for him. Maybe the simplest question is why an unemployed coal miner/factory worker/shit shoveler would ever think a “billionaire” would care about the whims of the populist base? Trump spent his entire life using his…