Sansa - raped and beaten by Ramsey; survives and becomes leader of the North.

Um, how is this a surprise? The entire point of the game is to Mate.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

Me personally no I would definitely not count those as assists.

Things we don’t know what they are anymore, by sport:

“An assist is any time I let someone shoot the ball who is not me...on either team.”
-Kobe Bryant

Lack of Sheffield kills me. One of four guys with 500 HRs/250 SBs, more walks than Ks, career .907 OPS over 22 seasons, top-40 all time in runs, RBIs, walks, HRs, total bases, extra base hits...

Most racket bags carry multiple identical rackets, so it’s not really badass unless she pulls out at least twins.

Let’s all go easy on this guy, he just woke up that day feeling particularly economically anxious.

Yup- agreed.
Patrick got it wrong describing it as mundane.
I actually prefer the subtle-but-obvious design cues in this than the ridiculous Model X with it’s over-the-top winged doors.

Damn, That thing looks actually really nice. Its not stunningly beautiful or anything but the design language they’ve got going is pretty good. Classy but not too showy. That interior is quite excellent as well

These are all indications that they are rich, not that they are poor.

People who make half a million dollars a year are rich, you dope.

You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

I mean, in 2018 credible evidence of a possible alien invasion is like...fifth (tops) on my list of World Ending “Oh-shittness.” You wanna step up your game, Aliens, get on twitter.

Something tells me his parachute has better severance and benefits than the 150 people who got laid off couple of weeks back.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

When asked for his opinion on the situation, Russell Wilson glanced around nervously and pissed his pants before discussing the Seahawks positive locker room culture.

“The receiving player must maintain full control of the ball from the initial point of contact all the way through CTE diagnosis.”