Kind of seems like every single coach and player involved should have been given a lifetime ban from the sport and charged with felony assault? All things considered this seems like a very light punishment.

Looks like he’s doing a different kind of doping before races now.

Apple is 2 for 2 with awful commercials. “what’s a computer?” and “dancing strangers sam smith song” are ubiquitous.

Justice for Apple Barb will be forcing her to write her report on a Tandy. SEE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT DOS, KID!

Short sellers have been bashing TSLA for years, and they have been on losing side of that argument time after time. There have been plenty of them since well before the stock even hit $100 a share. They want bad publicity around the company, so they can stop getting burned on their bad investments.

I believe it’s actually explicitly illegal for an employer to ask that.

(Fine print: medical plan actually only covers “boner pills.”

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

I need white liberals to stop trying to “fix” everyone else’s communities once and for all and go work on their own, because clearly the call is coming from inside the house.

I hope Moore never concedes. I hope he shows up at the capitol on the day Jones is to be sworn in and winds up being forcibly removed from the building. I hope a female guard kicks Moore in the nards on his way out.

Ok you fuckers, I’m gonna rant on you all. You make fun of the state I live in constantly. And even now you whine about the margin. Do you shitheads know how hard it is to take this state away from the rednecks? From the rural crazies?

Yes.

Now, let’s make the Republicans that supported Roy Moore to the very end become stuck to that shit forever.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

@donovanjmcnabb Who wants to CUM with me to see my attorney?

Or... just don’t commit sexual assault. That works, too.

Dude, you’re making this out to be some dating show gone awry: this was a bunch of guys acting like sexist jack asses to a person in a relatively low socioeconomic position because they wanted to exert their power over her in a sexually demeaning way.

That’s what I don’t understand about this stuff. Not only are these acts repugnant, wrong and immoral.... They’ve got to be wildly ineffective too.

This seems like the first time in a while that a Republican has failed to rig something in his favor.