Just replayed. Plausible! Can someone get some lip-readers on that ASAP?

I don’t really care one way or the other. I don’t think the next four years are going to be remembered for their outstanding First Lady.

Donald is just a truly shitty husband. Exhibit H: He doesn’t even wait for Melania to exit the vehicle so he can walk with her/escort her up the stairs. Like school on Saturday— NO CLASS.

I’ve got a half ounce of medical grade weed and some Rheingeist from Cincinnati. I’m ready

Not even. The Goo Goo Dolls were a punk-ish Replacements-style outfit turned straight up lite rock that your mom listens to when she fills the hot tub, lights the candles and breaks out the toolbox of dildos. There’s not a single song in their discography that one would honestly call “post-grunge.” They’re not even a…

This^. He wants to do stuff to reduce unintended pregnancies in the first place. Now, I’m no idiot, I realize that if such things were implemented, it could be leveraged as an argument to reduce access to abortion in the long run (the “well, why didn’t you just use birth control?! you need to suffer the consequences!”…

I feel the same way. I started following Evan and not once has he given me reason to regret it, so far. I know our views are divergent on a lot of different things but I made it a point not to surround myself with an echo chamber. He’s the type of Republican that’s needed representing his constituents. Steadfast in…

I’m pretty sure she is dead.

then again, he probably won’t notice it unless it gets tweeted.

Probably. George W. Bush is a Rhodes Scholar compared to Trump. And Bush II was a terrible president. You can take my word for it, since I was already middle-aged when he took office. Didn’t think it could get worse till I realized, this year, that, yes, it could definitely get a lot worse.

“He’d know that they knew he was stupid.”

I mean Dubya* relied on Cheney to run everything, and that worked out great for everyone.

It’s a problem that traces its roots to the American educational system and thus requires a long-term solution involving a radical overhaul of how Americans are taught to think.

This “intellectual elitism” stuff that conservatives keep throwing at me is really starting to feel like gaslighting. Like I shouldn’t display my own intelligence because I am a woman and a liberal. Kind of mostly feels like the former, actually. Hate it.

Presumably he can’t talk, so...sure.

OMG these are such good gifs!!! I love them!!!! I just showed them to my wife and she said the raccoon eating out of snack bowl is like when I am like I’ll just have a couple pieces of popcorn and she looks back and over half of it magically evaporated. Well that really only happens whenever she puts actual butter…

Well I mean who can resist a raccoon?

Can I get out of the grays please? I think this is worth it.

Whereas this is terrifying

Exactly also I love your name. My wife calls me her little raccoon because I’m small, well I was small, but I can get feisty and loud like the raccoon mama we have in the neighborhood.