Well usually they are just locked in a cage so I thought they might like a hug once in a while.

as a former teacher i’ve seen parents scold their kids for not hugging me goodbye at the end of the day or before holiday breaks, etc.

I’m adoring the mental image of Bill in a suit (not sure why he’d be in a suit but let me have my mental image), sitting cross legged with his hands on the lawn so he’s ready to push off and run, looking up with a childish smile on his face while he anxiously awaits to see if his grandkid calls him the Goose this…

OK IS ANYBODY ELSE WATCHING CNN POST DEBATE COMMENTARY?? BECAUSE ONE OF THE WOMEN JUST SAID THAT DONALD TRUMP’S STAMINA DIES OUT AFTER 45 MINUTES AND THE SHADE MURDERED ME.
Ok end of caps

imagine if hillary was as messy as he was? we would never hear the end of it!

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

they are pulling this shit in my hometown! I live in a big college town, so apparently now that means clowns standing at the edges of wooded areas, backing into the woods?!! This is apparently a thing now, YOU GUYS. You guys! JUST KILL ME NOW I CANNOT LIVE THIS 2016 LIFE. I hate it most because I would have…

Once when my husband was literally 2000 miles away, someone knocked on our back door at 2 in the morning -- we lived at the time in a kind of dicey neighborhood and our back door meant someone would have to have opened our gate and walk the length of our house to get to the back door. I called my husband in a panic --…

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

I hate those Tabooola links. Sometime I am SO tempted to click on them. I’ve managed to resist thus far.

“Your a great person.”

I was honestly surprised to read that she was a real person because I had seen that image so many times and just assumed it was some bullshit clickbait.

All that’s missing is “Stay sweet! Don’t ever change!”

I see this pic of her everywhere for one of those You Might Also Like links at the bottom of pages that leads to some suspicious site, using a headline like “What Donald Trump Doesn’t Want You To Know About His Other Daughter!”
EVERYWHERE.

Tiffany,

“I had the blessing of raising her pretty much on my own,” Ms. Maples said.

if someone makes a “sex tape”

Amusingly, I was ungreyed on Jezebel long before I was ungreyed on Jalopnik, despite spending far more time on Jalopnik.

That’s the best part! He’s missing the point by a mile and it’s wonderful. It proves what Hillary is saying about him. He just has no idea what’s wrong with calling her Miss Piggy and Miss Housekeeping. And I’m sure all his idiot followers think it is just more political correctness run amok rather than, you know,…