I love this because just about every good and decent Christian mom in my old neighborhood had a subscription. From their craft hobby site at Ravelry to their benign children’s magazine, they can’t ignore the public shaming forever.

My sister got Highlights, I got Cricket. We shared World and Ranger Rick.

That twerking and then spinning around to reveal a flute (where did it come from?) is some serious magician’s playbook misdirection, lol! 

citation needed

He’s wearing the vest far too long. It should just cover the waistband of the trousers, but he’s got it sitting on his hips. Like he’s said about his long-ass ties, he must think this is slenderizing. Instead, he’s fucked with the proportions and it looks like his tailcoat is far too short (the sleeves are also too…

Did I make a pun? Up there/\

Do I need to google Pete Souza.

It’s ‘pfannkuchen’, if you want to get started on your deutsche.

I can sing that bit of Die Wacht am Rhein until it’s cut off by La Marseillaises in Casablanca. Surely that’s good enough.

“Sometimes” pancakes? Nein, Fritz. We need a firm commitment to a steady supply of pancakes or no deal.

Me on the ZLS. 

Plus, Kelly’s motivation is clearly power and torture (and whatever else) rather than lust. Libido-killing shots doesn’t cure an abuser, especially not one running a god damned sex cult.

Whoa. Is that full inner crack? 

Thanks, vulvasaurus, and BTW I love your handle.

They look like just the thing to hold up my long underwear bottoms here in Alaska. Like sweatpants, long johns are notoriously too short in the upper leg and have too-stretchy waists, resulting in a crotch riding just above my knees. The chaps could even be worn with a set of shoulder suspenders to increase “lift.”…

Who’d have thought that the 1981 Ryan O’Neal romp “So Fine” would be so prescient?

Gavin de Becker’s book Protecting the Gift was eye opening, too, and greatly influenced how I raised my (now young adult) child. For example, instead of telling your kids to avoid strangers (a la “stranger danger” mentality), he recommends that you teach your kids TO talk with strangers, beginning in controlled…

Although his name is truly awesome in the context of this article, Gavin de Becker is someone to know. He runs one of the best private security and executive protection firms in the world. He is also the author of a great book called The Gift of Fear which is basically a combination of story of his life and tips for…

100 percent agree. This is an absolutely disgusting invasion of privacy no matter how Emily feels about the subject. The tone of this article is foul and should be edited or re-toned, that or the story on the nude photos of “the fappening 🤢” should be linked to this article so everyone can critique the…

I think people are missing the lede here -- AMI got a pass from the Mueller investigation. Now they’ve been caught extorting someone in direct relation to the Trump investigation. Did they just rip up their free pass?  I don’t know, but my Mueller investigation feeds and communities (yeah I’m a junkie) are freaking…