I can’t believe you left out the best part of the wedding her cake was amazing. A multi tier French profiterole that was wrapped in spun caramel strings. I looks amazing.

Yup, she really is a class act.

As someone with three older brothers, I can confirm that childhood is essentially an amateur WWE production.

Ugh, I currently live *in* this town. I win. Er, lose. (My entire family voted in the school board election this year, but sadly the Tea Party and Walker-love is strong in these parts.)

Thank you to my parents who insisted on watching the evening news every night of my life until I moved out and never, ever changing the channel.

this is a hate crime

would it be bad to have sex with him just to have an abortion to spite him? i mean i know that’s a legitimately terrible thing to do, but this is paul ryan.

with the beard, he looks v much like the least likeable character on Vikings, Athelstan, who takes away A LOT OF SCREEN TIME from the other better, hotter, more aggro man characters

Oh, come on, we don’t “all know” why Hillary stayed with Bill. Do you have some inside knowledge of her thought processes that the rest of us don’t? Are you her BFF, in whom she confides her most personal thoughts?

But once again a woman is having to answer for the actions of a man.

You’re a “slut” only when you’re the one who gets paid for doing it. Oh yeah, and I think you have to be a woman too.

I hope everyone remembers this next time people talk about how “brave” Charlie sheen is. He lied to his sexual partners about his hiv status, and is a rage-filled ableist asshole.

Old cookbooks are the best. So...much...gelatin.

I meant as a lube...

Put down the knife, Jenny.

i think Spry was also used as a marital aid.

Quite a lot of men had digestive issues post WWII. I know my Grandfather (Pacific theatre) had terrible trouble for years. Likely due to amoebic dysentery and its aftermath.

I didn’t realize digestibility was such an issue with food back then - enough for that to be a key selling point.

I hear the men I work with all the time talking about how SUUUPER careful they have to be because of sexual harassment laws. What a BURDEN they are.

That's so funny. Squirrels do that in my backyard too: spread themselves out.