This was EXACTLY the first thing I thought of while watching this! Still one of my favorite SNL sketches.

Right? She’s a damn goddess.

Ugh, I should have asked him if any of it was on Youtube - I’m not sure how to look that one up. I would have loved to have been in the Chedraui cineplex in Coz or Playa Del Carmen when it was playing.

Or fucking “Apocalypto” - I had a cab driver in Cozumel tell me that actual Mayans watch that movie like the guys on “Mystery Science Theater 3000". He said that the language in the movie was a sort of melange of Mayan and other languages and that it was full of errors like using the word for “body” to mean “person”.…

He has certainly been classy and gracious about all of this. Maybe I’m just hypersensitive right now, but I think we could all learn from his example.

I love how she squeals when she falls down. A soundless GIF wouldn’t do it for me. That squeal is everything.

“Sugar Walls” always makes me cringe a little - maybe I have a hard time thinking of myself as having walls in my anatomy - but man, I LOVE his duet with Sheena, “She’s Got the Look”. “I stand corrected!”

OMFG the cheesecake.

Now you’ve done it, now I want a massive sandwich from Shapiro’s. I don’t even care of Ted Cruz touched it, I would gank that thing right out of his sweaty little hands and run away laughing like a maniac.

UGH that teacher. I had a male teacher in junior high who told the class that he would always give a bathroom pass to a girl, and that was just the way it goes. What a guy.

At some point FB stopped notifying you when someone who isn’t your friend sends you a message. I found this feature years ago, because I noticed I wasn’t getting any more random love letters in French or messages from people who think we are related and went digging.

It’s like leading with “I’d never hit a girl!”

You mean like Tom Cruise?

I think we were secretly cloned at some point! This is it exactly. And who the fuck needs beer badly enough to leave during “Bullet with Butterfly Wings”?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Alcoholics? Stay home and drink for cheap and stop ruining our shows!

Right? I saw Springsteen recently in Milwaukee and the packed stadium looked like that 1/2 hour before the show - everyone was in line buying beer.

Madonna also should watch her punctuation - there should be a hyphen between ‘women” and “hating”. It took me several tries before I realized she wasn’t referring to shady women who hate the Daily Mail.

Thank you so much for this. I have wanted this gardening scheme for two years, but I live in northern Wisconsin. I’m soooo glad someone actually did this! I have to settle for rhododendrons, and there’s no hip-hop beef that sounds like rhododendrons.

I’m not going to totally bust my anonymity here, but I live in Wisconsin and I know my county sheriff as well as our DA’s and three of our judges. (my actual police chief is part time). I thought this was so outrageous that I talked to the sheriff about this statement and copied it in a text to one of the judges and…

Everything that guy did, starting with standing there staring at her while she was trying to work out, was just ghastly social and gym etiquette. You don’t force someone to stop their workout and break their concentration. You also do not stand there and watch while someone does awkward ab work on the floor. The…

Especially those New Jersey turkeys, I mean, my God.