I won’t argue with the bird phobia theory - people with bird phobias can really freak out - but turkeys raised in urban and suburban areas are total thugs. They pretty much rule my neighborhood and will come at you when you’re on foot. They hold up traffic, chase pets, and tear up everyone’s yards. They do seem to…

Agreed. And I completely agree that this is a great way for him to get people to talk about him.

I’ve watched people I work with decompensate mentally, and becoming the worst version of themselves describes the process perfectly. For a large part of this process, people often express less distress and sadness. Comments such as “I feel so much better now” or “I finally see things clearly” aren’t uncommon.

I have been scratching my head at the fact that a sitting Supreme Court justice’s death was signed off by a “justice of the peace” as “Natural causes” (she actually said it wasn’t a heart attack, it was natural causes...this is literal nonsense to me), over the phone. But the only conspiracy I suspected was…

I agree - it depends on the hair and especially the scalp. I seem to be really sensitive to the apocrine glands on the scalp and can smell an unwashed head a mile away. I repeatedly throw away Mr. smew’s pillows and buy new covers because of the scalp smell. But I have some friends and colleagues who skip hair washing…

YES - and, of course, women have complete control over this.

I don’t know...I think there may be some exasperation stuck in my womb...

30? Hell, I’m 48 and I just bought an awesome dress there.

This is deeply slanderous to pimiento loaf.

And then half the remaining crew calls in sick...

It really does - I just learned that Woody Guthrie wrote a song about Donald Trump’s dad and what a shitty landlord he was. I’m pretty sure i made that whole thing up in college, and yet there it is IRL.

it’s not just the fall, it’s the inability to laugh about it.

I honestly can’t get enough Lilith.

Wait. Scientology recruited Tan Mom? How could I have missed this?!

Leo bringing 4 women back to his hotel room would only be news if they were his age.

I would read the shit out of that.

Oh, you MUST watch it with her. He has always been the prime reason to watch this movie. So, so funny and lovably evil. How he can make an attempted rape scene screamingly funny is beyond me, considering I usually can’t watch anything like that.

I can’t place a specific time - he has been part of my life since elementary school. As a kid I loved how he was androgynous -very masculine but not in any way I had ever observed. Can I just say I am in tears over how many younger Jezzies (younger than me anyway!) discovered him through “Labyrinth” and have such…

HA HA “duck” responsibility but I’m going to leave it like that

Because no one else ever had something happening in their lives a long time ago. Do they teach people how to drain the English language of all meaning to dick responsibility?