This one time, my family and friends came up from Indiana to go backpacking over by Black River Falls. My buddy stopped at a cheese factory to get real, squeaky curds and he was so stoked because he can’t get them at home. We camped at the car campground before we hit the trail, and after dinner he started accusing us…

Right?!

I LOVE mini-bottles of Sutter Home! Perfect for camping ( which is probably not Nicki’s thing, but still) and travel. . And perfect for cooking with since Mr. smew can’t drink - we don’t have to worry about the rest of the bottle getting stale, and there is usually enough left over in a little bottle for me to have a…

but it would be pretty hilarious if there were no numbers

Huh, that either underlines things or makes my pictures library pop up. Damn you, Dell!

Doesn’t work with those numbers on this computer. It works on the numpad on my work computer though, which results in all kinds of accent hijinks.

I don’t have a numpad on my computer. The thing to the right side of my keyboard is a cup of coffee. So, rose for me!

That purple dress is pretty amazing.

OMG MAXIMA ZORREGUIETA that’s even better.

Queen Maxima?! Is that her name or her title? Can I adopt that as my Mad Max name?

And the point I was making is that the question is not rhetorical for women. A shooting a a rare, but real element of the risk-benefit analysis I was talking about. Most of the women I know have had a man make real on a threat to harm, or else the guy didn’t bother with the threat and went right to the harm. So “In…

Right. Which is why we spend our entire lives consumed with a complicated risk-benefit analysis of “Is this guy going to harm me if I reject him or report his sexual harassment” every time it happens: Is it this guy? Is it this guy? How do I know?, when we could be doing other things like having fun, napping, playing…

I’m always in the grays except for on I Thee Dread.

Here’s what ol’ Josh has to say about his behavior :”I understood that if I continued down this wrong road that I would end up ruining my life.”

YES I would watch the shit out of that show.

OMG mini horses! One time my cousin was raising them and no one told me. I was walking in her woods and she had BABY MINI HORSES free-ranging out there. I actually thought I was hallucinating and shook my head to clear my vision, but they were still there. It was like running into unicorns.

I am so, so sorry, Sorry. That would have totally happened to me even if I was stone cold sober.

GROSS GROSS GROSS

I missed the first inquiry about this - I appreciate all the people who did a version of offering the bouquet. I made an announcement at my garden wedding saying that the best thing about getting married is that no one expects you to go up for the bouquet toss any more. I then told everyone that there were three…

Wait. Does that mean that when it says “James said he disciplined (redacted, Josh) after this incident”, they mean that they disciplined the VICTIM as well?