This is EXACTLY why women used to be discouraged from athletics back in the day. Its also why people designed complicated sidesaddles for women riding horseback, instead of a relatively simple solution of designing a skirt that could be worn on a horse.

Ummm. Jigglypuff is being ironic, if not downright caustic, about the hymen holes.

Tree climbing. Landing straddling a branch. That’ll do it every time.

Oh, Kesha...you’re the BOSS. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

And, she’s wicked smart. Like math smart. I heard an interview with her on NPR a few years ago and it completely changed who I thought she was.

I agree with the exception that when the behavior involves a barely-adult intern, it is less about personal behavior or affairs and more about workplace harassment and abuse of power. Which does speak to someone’s leadership capacity.

Right?! Because anatomy. Mr. smew is well over 6 feet tall and has, for the 24 years I’ve known him, managed to keep his knees parallel. He can put his legs on the coffee table and keep them together! Heck, British guys all seem to cross their legs, at least on the TV. Do British guys have different pelvises or do…

Is it wrong that I think the review about the quad boobs is funny? What a great reason to write a restaurant review!

Right?! Why would anyone mash perfectly good cauliflower? I like to brush some olive oil and balsamic vinegar on it and throw it on the grill. I do the same thing to mashed potatoes that you do and also leave the peels on to add fiber to slow the absorption and for the vitamins. Except for when my MIL is visiting…

Yeah...fecal bacteria are all over everything everywhere. And trying frantically to eliminate it probably interferes with our ability to develop healthy immune systems, so we should stop freaking out. There’s a reason vaginal birth helps colonize a baby’s gut with good bacteria. Just wash your hands, folks.

This had me laughing all day yesterday. Turn off your automatic download on your iOS device or it will give you the gay! (Seriously, turn it off or Apple will give you at least something you don’t want) And if shirtless guys were any indication of trying to sneak in a gay agenda, what does that say about their own…

HAHAHA “Discotheque”!

Now there are two words that immediately come to mind when I think of rape: “disrespectful” and “irresponsible”.

What the hell is it about IHOP? Not only are they nasty, I can’t even afford to eat there. If I want pancakes, I’ll go to my favorite Albanian-Macedonian (Macedonian-Albanian?) diner that serves what they call “melted pancakes”. They look solid to me, but OMFG they are delicious and I can walk out having paid less…

Every. Damn. Time.

I watched a show on Mel Brooks recently and I don’t think you’re reading too much into it at all - he was directly making fun of how they would just take someone “ethnic” and put them in “Indian costumes”.

AND, Blazing Saddles is subtle and nuanced compared to having a Native woman squatting and peeing and smoking a peace pipe. It actually portrays and lampoons racism. And the only “native’ characters speak Yiddish, which unlike having characters with names like “Beaver’s Breath”, is actually “ridiculous”.

THIS!! The closest thing I have to work pants is a black pair of J Crew skinny corduroys I found on clearance. I wear them with knee boots. Work pants in my budget area tend to be super shoddy, or I hate the fabric texture. And the fit?! Clown pants, man-pants or crotch hanging to my knees. I’m too poor/cheap for a…

I don’t know how people can bike to work without showering before they start work, much less wear the same pants all day. Then again, my round trip commute is 25 miles. Even if I didn’t shower and could somehow get my helmet-hair back to professional standards (doubtful) I would at least want to change my pants.

You’re not a mutant. Lots of us aren’t able to use them without leaking or discomfort. Your anatomy has to be just so. I’m not grossed out by the concept, but they also really don’t work if you have multiple-stall public style restrooms at work and school. “ Hi, everybody, excuse me while I rinse this out!!”