This is all fake, because no one in North Korea other than Li’l Kim is having that much fun.

They’re chipped, but they get their collars off so they aren’t tagged! They’ve also gotten cat/childproofed screens off. (they’re dumbasses, but they’re resourceful) We’ve thought about screwing the screens down, but that makes cleaning 12 screens pretty arduous, so we just try to keep a close eye on the brats.

Rigorously argued. You may now drop the mic.

We have bears too! And we don’t get to shoot them with an arrow unless we have a bear tag in the fall and are in the one tract that allows hunting.

I am anti-outdoor cat, but my dumbass cats manage to get out about once a year. They can get the floor level screens out if they want to go after another cat and they can get the door to the garage open if they fiddle with it enough. They usually stick around or a neighbor finds them, but this could have been one of…

It’s not a zero-sum game -people can care about and advocate for change regarding POC killings AND stopping wack jobs from having access to animals.

That was a great movie! I haven’t seen that in years.

I’m a transplant to WI and this drives me BATSHIT INSANE. I had an epic facebook rant about this like 5 years ago and everyone outside of WI was like “OMG YES WHAT IS THAT” and everyone here was like “What do you mean? I say “milk”. NO YOU DON’T. I want to grab people’s lips and make them say a short “I”. Once I heard…

That’s great - I had been trying to figure that out and actually had a total closer to 6000. I think I thought the avocado was something else. Seriously - why would you spend your money on expensive fresh produce that offer no calories like garlic, cilantro, and 7 limes in the same week?

All those limes, and nothing for them to flavor. She could have gotten twice as much beans and rice and one lime, or some plain yogurt since she isn’t being vegan.

“The white elephant in the room” is a horrible mixing of colloquialisms. Seriously, learn how to talk, “OK!” insiders.

AND - I hate to get all Macklemore on y’all, but it’s $49! If I want a message on my shirt I’ll buys some shirts like the Dragon Tattoo girl that say “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.” And if you want a T-shirt like this, I’ll break into my old camp arts and crafts hut and silk screen one for you for real cheap.

Jesus, yes, I’m 5’4 and my pants all drag on the ground. And all my height is in my legs, so petites are a no-go. And some pants aren’t cut to where you can hem them without looking off.

I would agree except that it should be about the cut, not the gender of the hair wearer. A guy who wants an elaborate longer or more complicated style should be charged for the style. A woman who wants a simple one-length trim or the classic Upper Midwest Man-Hair (or Girl-Mullet) should not have to pay a premium .

I think asking an anxious new parent if they “have the guts” to take on a challenging parenting technique is, by definition, being an asshole. The only adequate response to any pediatrician who asks such a thing is, “No. I’m a pussy. Now show me some empirical evidence of what is best for my child.”

Some of those Google/Bing translations are pretty hilarious.

I don’t know if the “roughly” translated German is terribly sad or outrageously funny. “Madame, you are a lesser character”, “Whatever you do, you are not allowed to jump on me any more”. I need T-shirts with these quotes on them.

"erotic adult baby community" OMG I cannot stop laughing. It's the "community" part that kills me.

ZZ Top has an actual song called "Pearl Necklace" - I hear it at the Y on the XM radio all the time. Sooo gross. And I'm not trying to be sex-negative, it's just, why write a whole song about it?

THANK YOU FROM WISCONSIN. Also, I'm sick of people using NYC as their whipping boy/girl. We saw after 9/11 and Hurricane Sandy just what a classless bunch of jerkfaces they are.