Oh my fucking god. I thought Scott Walker was bad.

Now I want to walk up to her and say "Ethnic!!" and watch her literally run away.

THIS - our local family-owned hobby store closed when the owners retired and now it's all Hobby Slobby or Michael's or nothing. It's bogus.

Right?! One time I was out for my birthday and I had a lovely, hardworking late-teenish-age server. We had to pay the bill at the register because this restaurant gives you a percentage off based on your age on your birthday. While we were waiting, a manager proceeded to ream out and belittle our server and another…

HA HA! My MIL still has one of those. Which she takes out so she can make sure she is tipping a precise 15%. After which I sneak more money in the little folder or under the plates.

Wait. Larry King is still alive??

Many of my short friends and family buy from the kids section because nothing else fits. My SIL is super short and a plus size. She makes most of her own clothes and wears kids' hats and shoes. And you should see the homicidal expression on her face when someone mentions "shopping".

Gee, thanks, what would have been a productive morning has turned into a trip down the "Down Low Club" rabbit hole.

IKR, it's like overreaction city up in here. That Oompa Loompa thing was a total non sequitur.

I liked when Jezebel had a "thighlights" feature. I miss that.

Robin Wright is really hot in "The Princess Bride" when she says "You mock my pain!" She is s awesome.

sorry that was posted twice - kinja made me cancel it.

And, Angelina has a whole other take on what it means to be a privileged mom as compared to ol' Goopy.

"not unattainable by the middle class". Meaning it can be done, but it's really stupid to spend that kind of money on a bag when you could buy a bag for $50 and put the rest into your savings and retirement. In other words, "aspirational" is shorthand for "keeping the middle class poor".

Yeah, and Angelina has a whole other take on being a privileged mom than ol' Goopy.

Because she is oblivious to her enormous privilege, and she created a brand that makes a virtue out of being privileged. She makes statements like "I can't pretend I make $25,000 a year". No, but she doesn't have to emphasize it. Even her remark that there are Goopy items that cost $40 shows that she doesn't recognize…

And I do like Sting and Trudy so I'm happy to hear this. And while I was rolling my eyes, I also thought that at least a middle-aged celebrity is working on his relationship with his middle-aged wife.

Not only the energy - the time! It's like Sting recommending tantric sex and being oblivious to the amount of privilege it takes to have tantric sex. You know who has tantric sex all the time? People with cooks, nannies, yard workers, and housekeepers.

I love you. Because you started a "Dark Crystal" related thread. So much love.

They should have ruled him out on the basis of that hair alone.