Yeah, I was expecting something shadier than that, but I guess that 5% more than enough to keep the mob interested.

His name is James Ransone (I had to look it up), and he was amazing as Chester the somewhat ineffectual pimp in Tangerine (which is still on Netflix).

And somehow all that bullshit was still better than Kinja...

What the fuck is this even?

And I’ve finally got my legacy account all Kinja’ed up. It’s almost like the AV Club is still a real thing that exists and makes me happy...almost.

And Daniel Tosh is still alive. No justice.

Keep the dream alive! Siiiiiiims! Dawes! Hormel Black Label Bacon!

Keep the dream alive! Siiiiiiims! Dawes! Hormel Black Label Bacon!

Dawes-some Blossom

See? The system works!

Man, who would have thought we’d be looking back fondly on the days of Disqus.

It’s too late. The Capital Steps are to the AV Club like morning zoo DJs are to Fark.

Season 1-4 GoT was smart enough. This show? Not so much.

Who loves Orange Soda?

Max Martin is a pop god. Dude has more number one records than the Beatles.

The worst part for me is that "apps", most of which used to be proper .exe applications, only run in full screen mode. They literally took the windows out of Windows.

You should lay off the vodak.

It's still being said.

You down with PPP? Yeah, you know me.

Actually, if I ever get married, I'll have them play that right before they bring out desert