That's no moon, that's a Death Star!

Public Relations means he's a trained liar, so I would have expected him to be better at it.

Through the Ho Door. Didn't you watch last season?

"Rains of Castermere"? "The Bear and the Maiden Fair"? "Hands of Gold"?

"Blue Danube"? "In the Hall of the Mountain King"? "Hallelujah Chorus"?

#5 is Young Modern, which I used to think was as good as Diorama but I now think is better. Straight Lines is the perfect recovery song.

Limp Bizkit. I even feel ridiculous typing it out. Biscuit isn't spelled that way, dammit!

400 years of brutal slavery = failing high school geometry. It's good to get some perspective on things.

Or thrust into them.

This is perfect example of my new favorite Dorothy Parker quote: “There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”

Gross.

It's just a subgenre of chili dog.

Yeah, but that's not its official name.

Ketchup on a cheesesteak is actually pretty tasty.

The Umber Games

Euron Greyjoy is Trump.

The AV Club isn't inbred, it's incestuous. There's a difference.

All bread is improved by toasting. That's how browning works. It's not a commentary on the bread.

Now now, we don't need to lump perfectly good caraway seeds in with the thrice-accursed licorice spices.

DvTS is pretty directly responsible for the apathy which led to Trump, and South Park has always been on the leading edge of normalizing racism. Backing out now shows Matt and Tre to be the intellectual cowards they've always been.