Didn’t Kim Jong Il shoot an 18 on 18 holes once? Our tyrant can’t even finish under par! Sad!

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

buddy why do you think i quit

no spicy nuggets, no peace

Damn LeBron really making hard to keep up my irrational dislike of him.

“And let’s face it, how many free agents are going to come here? They’re not.”

Amy Adams should tell a lot of people to shut their fucking pie holes.

Retired, already? Some people are just in it for the money and not the art I guess.

When we practiced the spike at the end of the game at the NFL level, basically everyone treats it as a normal spike the ball, except for one receiver with a route and the QB. That receiver is running the route no matter what, and then if the QB thinks he can get it (defender slow to react, receiver gets a step), he’ll…

I feel like this entire letter was Barry making fun of Trump. Like a lovely and subtle sick burn that Trump wouldn’t get even if he did read it. Good job, Barry.

Early draft of Trump’s letter to 46: “Hey Bozo. Sorry your crowds weren’t as large as mine. What a turnout! After winning the Electoral College in a landslide against Crooked Hillary Clinton, it stopped raining as I got inaugurized, and nine million people were there to show support. Despite what the press would have…

This differs though from the Brady case in that Brady’s case wasn’t criminal. In this case, cooperating with the NFL could have possibly resulted in charges brought against him by the state. It’s basically a private entity that is threatening you into foregoing your Fifth Amendment rights. That’s precisely why the…

they’ll have their money and their good looks, but the respect of virtually no one.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Shit, I just read a whole article about a guy watching a whole preseason NFL game. Knowing full well the whole time that this was the topic of the article. What the hell.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

- Jack Campbell left his esports career behind last month in the wake of the internet’s response to leaked screencaps that implied he had a foot fetish. In his goodbye video, Campbell explained, “This has now affected my personal life, my family, and me personally… It’s too much for me now, and it’s to the point of…

The Boston University School of Medicine and VA Boston Healthcare System set up a brain bank in 2008, where a requirement for donors was that they had experienced repeated head trauma.

“No I’m not high or drunk I just want to play more football.”