Why is Jon king?

Everyone has a similar story about taking edibles and not waiting long enough for them to kick in. I have a few of them, one from as recently as last weekend, because I am a moron who does not learn from past mistakes.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

Please don’t be Tom Ley

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?

In contrast to his .8 APG career average, Roberson’s arithmetic shows that he does in fact know how to drop a dime.

It’s a shame he didn’t live long enough to die in prison.

“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

Also, what the fuck is this? Who pays to attend this shit?

Except that he actually is good at playing Pac-Man.

This guy is the attitude-equivalent of Donald Trump for old video games.

Well of course that’s worse because it destroys a man, where actual sexual assault typically destroys a woman and I think we all know whose life is more valuable here.

LOL, c’mon, it was “blatantly obvious meddling” when the refs ejected a dude who’d whipped his mouthpiece into the front row and hit a fan with it? The Warriors were down a dozen with four minutes to play when that happened, and no player in the NBA would not have been ejected in those circumstances. You’ll have to…

It’s like the 90s all over again!

Any chance you could do me a favor and start rooting for GS? Please...

I’m a lifelong Heat fan. Dwyane Wade is our franchise’s legend. Shaq and Lebron brought us championships. Any Heat fan my age will tell you their absolute favorite player ever is Dwyane Wade. But, if I may draw a distinction, my absolute favorite player of the Big 3 era was Chris Bosh. Erik Spoelstra repeatedly said…

This stupid fucking meme cannot die fast enough.

Pretty selfless of them when you consider that they all have doomsday bunkers and are feverishly investing in spaceships.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

Now he is free to brag about his catfish toss without threat of prosecution.