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God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.

What a coincidence. That was my point as well.

Alimony, child support, scams, looks like everyone’s taking money from this poor guy.

I wish my aptitude test in high school had recommended “Professional Athlete’s Former Business Manager.” Those dudes always make fat stacks.

...they divorced in 2014, shortly after his NFL career ended.

This seems like an appropriate time to mention that his name is an anagram for EMBRACE MOTHER.

I’m not worried about the number of nukes (100 can kill us all off). START was predicated on the understanding that sane, sensible people will equally reduce their arsenals, and that sane, sensible people would safeguard them. START was important, not because of the reduction, but because of the intent behind it. It…

I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict. My parents talk about the Cuban Missile Crisis and have more than once, said that they seriously debated bringing…

Big deal.

Lowry with a seasoned take.

Well it’s kind of representative of the sport itself. Basketball is the second largest global sport and the NBA is popular all over the world. Of course it wants to embrace inclusiveness because players literally are from all over the world. The NFL is pretty much USA only. MADE AND CONSUMED IN THE USA!

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

Yes. It was concept art from the title. I know it seems kinda ghoulish, but I absolutely love that piece of art. It was actually my desktop for many, many years.

is this from Fallout 3?

they can’t think of *everything*

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.