I’m sure LA is absolutely giddy over the prospect of the Chargers coming to town.

Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

some of the scene, though none of the head-banging.

Cut it in half and squeeze it out urself like a man. You don’t have to buy it prepackaged. Whiney ass millennial.

I walked out of the movie with my brother, got into the car, turned to him and said, “They fucking killed everyone. I bet that guy sitting next to me with his 10-year-old is going to have fun explaining that.”

*Goes in for the high five...*

If destroyed, the bridge also floats so that it can be pushed away to prevent the Navy ships from being trapped in.

I assume it’s contingency in case POTUS needed to be scooped out of NYC in a hurry.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

The point is the NFL regularly excuses their bad PR decisions by saying, “the rules are the rules.” All of the players involved are in equal violation of the rule. You open yourself up to legal issues by blatantly arbitrarily enforcing the rule.

I mean, I agree that if you are having screaming fights on a regular basis, yeah, you probably want to find a way out, but sometimes couples argue, it doesn’t make them unhappy. Source: Been happily married for 10 years. Sometimes we argue.

Well I’d contest there are options other than “leaving the relationship and not looking back” and “pushing them down the stairs”, but obviously option A is infinitely preferable to option B.

You realize, of course, that my original kid already abandoned me, and four years later, a diseased opossum dressed in human clothes arrived on my doorstep. I took him in, raised him as my own despite his narcolepsy and rickets, and still paid his college tuition. But a rational man still evaluates the Jets and says,…

“I dunno, sure felt like one.”

Berry didn’t see Andy Reid frantically waving at him to take a knee so the offense could go out and punt

People give a shit enough to hate on the chiefs? Are you sure of this? I often forget they even exist.

“No idea what’s legal anymore.”

I mean....a penalty by rule  but I’d stop short of saying a HUGE blow to the head, and I woudl. I’m no Cowboys fan, but I’m kind of ok with THAT kind of play being let go with the game on the line.

Of course they do. That does not make this a bad thing.

Someone please remind me how many games Ray Rice got for knocking his fiance unconscious? JUST CURIOUS.