Every single one of these cowards knew EXACTLY what Trump was when they endorsed him.

I can’t tell if this is funnier if you are serious or not serious

Derrick Rose’s Work Stoppage Power Rankings:

An inch too short.

It’s going to be neat to watch when, before the kickoff, Bill Belichick’s head splits open as he shoots lasers out of his eye sockets and blows Rex Ryan’s brains all over the field.

I could make jokes about this, but I think Wes covered most of them.

Rex Ryan Posed As A Reporter Tries To Pad His Resume For Once The Bills Fire His Ass After Losing To Edelman At QB

I’m thankful that I don’t know what a subtweet is.

+1 placenta falling to the floor

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Don’t forget Interstellar. Particularly “Mountains.” Particularly around the 2:00 mark.

I too, love the Rohan LOTR theme.

Agreed about music. I’m a 90s rock/classic rock guy myself, but a good film score really is the best contemporary music

I just gotta say - I love how the two guys who are apologizing about any mistakes because their first language isn’t English both write far better than some of my American-born, English-as-a-native-language college students.

When Battle.net first went live alongside Diablo II, it was revolutionary