Urinetrouble

High on the truth

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

Am I bad for thinking that replacing the fake in-universe brands with real ones actually takes away from the experience?

I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

Agreed. That omission was intentional, and I’m actually a Denverite of nine years.

The water was “confused.”

Because as ridiculous as the NFL is, the IOC is the most corrupt sports organization in the world. They make the NFL look like the Boy Scouts.

Jesus, this was amazing. It’s like if MJ had scored 30ppg while leading the Wizards to a title.

When I heard Phelps had qualified for his 5th Olympics and would be the flag bearer at the opening ceremony I thought “Oh that’s nice. They’re giving him the Jeter/Kobe/Rivera treatment. He’s going to compete and not win but isn’t it great that he’s just here as the G.O.A.T already?” And then he fucking showed up in…

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

People can just paint the tip of their real gun orange.

Lame.

Damn it people. Romo is the Volvo here! Keep up with my shitty car analogies.

This is like hearing your 1998 Ford Escort dropped it’s tranny, leaving the 1988 Volvo station wagon with 267,000 miles on it as your family’s only car.

Kings Quest II was my first experience with these types of games...I have vivid memories of trying to get the batmobile to appear outside the witches cave.

AGI > SCI

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