I would sympathize with Pop’s chagrin (the GIFs above aren’t even Harden’s most preposterous moments), but the Spurs have benefited from the Oscar-worthy flopping theatrics of Manu Ginobili for a long time. At one point last night, Manu was fouled while very clearly attempting a cross-court pass, yet somehow convinced…

Well, hell. Why not just skip everything once your draft pick is presumptively assured? Willis McGahee was a locked-in top-five until he jackknifed his leg in the championship. How much did that cost him? The NCAA’s (and NFL’s) philosophy of profit over prestige is about to implode, now that people have begun to…

I’m a 38-year-old alcoholic, because pot is illegal. I only started drinking when I was 21, because I was taking piss tests while serving probation (for possession of marijuana), and I wanted to take the edge off somehow while maintaining my freedom. Going cold-turkey after years of wake-and-bake was not a problem.

As someone who’s doesn’t understand or care about DotA (I don’t even know what the acronym means; my spellcheck capitalized the “A”), thank you, SmoothRide, for explaining what Van Allen couldn’t be bothered with. Even when I’m ignorant of a certain game or sport, etc., I’m still intrigued by cool shit that happens.

Alex Jones lands someplace between Art Bell and David Icke. It’s incomprehensible that an elected president of the United States would publicly congratulate any of those on a job well done, and yet that’s precisely what’s happened. I feel like I’m trapped in a never-ending acid flashback​.

So Teddy basically loses a year? That’s not so bad, considering his team isn’t good. Maybe by 2018 (or ‘19) they’ll have somehow improved, Bradford will have stunk the place up to high heaven, and a fully-healthy Bridgewater might go berserk in a contract year. And definitely not stay with the team that used every…

I had to double-take to figure out who was who.

Like your fantasy team?

It looked like he was landing on his feet. Maybe being smashed over the head with three bottles caused the trauma.

At least in Phil Jackson’s last game coaching LAL, even Bynum and Odom (who both got tossed for violent frustration-related flagrants) didn’t try whining about being blown out by 40. “We basically suck” was the (correct) mantra.

The most amazing thing is that the president of America is still staging rallies.

“Mother Funders” is the likely trigger here.

I wouldn’t even bother, because kids on planes, or anyplace really, and their parents annoy me. I would watch something inoffensive or play Space Quest or something. But you could be a dick and just watch it and that’s fine too.

I think Trump was less concerned with the time his predecessor spent golfing than the colorful sort of people they allow on the course these days.

I think the commissioner holds veto power over any trade to prevent incompetent team management from committing severely unbalanced deals, for the sake of league parity. This isn’t a Herschel Walker-level blunder, but there’s a clear disparity in value, so we’ll see.

“Take care of your kid” and “give your ex half a million dollars or go to jail” are two different things.

Somebody’s been digging through Grandma’s The Who LPs.

I can’t help but share your dread, and I’ve never been more thankful to have skipped bringing children into this spiraling world. I was 10 when the wall came down, but didn’t fully comprehend its meaning at the time. Only now, with a Strangelove-level madman steering us back towards Duck & Cover drills, do I realize…

That’s not because being jeered hurts Goodell’s feelings. It’s because the NFL would prefer to avoid that image. Goodell himself consistently demonstrates his absolute fealty to league owners (or the most influential ownership bloc regarding any specific issue) with no regard to the consequences suffered upon his…

Or an annual marathon, or whatever. Anti-Trump protest marches have briefly interrupted my daily routine many times over the past few months, and I hope they don’t stop until he’s tarred and feathered and run out on a rail. Fuck Sage Steel. The fuck.