I can understand why the league would just blanket ban medicinal marijuana. You’ve got over a thousand players constantly bouncing around from state to state, no two of which have compatible laws regarding the matter.

Looks like some sturdy metal there to me. That thing is badass. If I could travel back in time, fuck killing Hitler, I’m gonna redo all my camping trips with that tent.

But while Eric and Donald Jr. are Donald J. Trump is too unsettling, inbred-looking, and frankly idiotic to pose a real threat, Ivanka Hillary is good at this.

He was indeed. His bandmates seem to have never noticed.

Just today, I met an extended family of vacationers from Indiana. Quite a colorful bunch. I initially assumed they were an inbred East County clan, but...well, same thing, turns out. Point is, there can’t ever be enough abortions happening in Indiana, so fuck Mike Pence.

“Super duper corny” sums it up.

Cool shit in boats! In the 1942 beta, on my first match ever, I had a PT boat duel with some guy for like 5 minutes in the middle of the ocean. Playing chicken on torpedo runs, switching back and forth between driver/gunner seats. I finally sank him with the last of my ammo, and tried to run him over as he was…

It sure as shit is. It’s why I’ve been a Battlefield addict for like 12 years.

You should really get 100k points for that shot. Luck, yeah, who cares.

For one, the Hatch Act requires that we maintain a politically neutral work environment and it is a great law. Nothing makes a work day less bearable than having to listen to an insufferable coworker ramble on and on politically about _________, amiright? (God bless Orrin Hatch for once.).

I don’t know if those thumbs are ‘shopped but I am woken by night terrors on a regular basis.

What an odd question. It inspired me to do a YouTube search for “Andy Dalton Rick Astley.” Unbelievably, no one has made that video yet. If it doesn’t happen at some point over the next few years, I suppose I’ll have to do it myself. I don’t want to, but I will.

I know how you feel. Ignore that shit. They are 8-1 and they have two good QBs. Oh no.

It might play better with big-time gamers, but most of the market doesn’t know what the fuck FPS or HDR or whatever even mean. “Pro” is simply a marketing buzzword for “superior”.

Welp. At least “President Pence” has a kind of alliterative lilt going on.

Just steal Goldsberry’s shot charts already.

SSDD in DC.

Tonight’s South Park is gonna be so good.

“We have a huge game this week against a great football team, great organization.”

The president-elect just proved that authoring absurdities is a path to victory.