It’s helpful to know that President Trump would leave American cities to rot in ruin, lest he be named a shameless panderer. Get a good grip on those bootstraps.

If the crew of the Sulaco’d had the Denver defense at their disposal, rather than a few lousy auto-turrets, things may have turned out mostly different.

Crime is bad and all, but this is Natural Selection in action folks. Opportunistic muggers know precisely the eventual location of potential victims who are A) oblivious to their surroundings, B) likely ill-suited to defending themselves physically and C) carrying, at the very least, a smartphone (OR PERHAPS THREE…

I noticed they changed things to a sidebar, but didn’t realize there were customizable folders now. My #2 wish after name change. Thanks for the heads up!

I just realized that Barry Manilow is harder than I thought, when I actually paid attention to the lyrics of “Copacabana” for the first time the other day. The opening verse is all about young, pretty people dancing around (the point where I’d always tune out), but all the following verses are about young, pretty…

No, failing to salute the flag is not an act of treason, in the US at least. What’s really obnoxious is that the people smearing Kap as a traitor are the same types who religiously stockpile weaponry, fantasizing of a day when they’ll bloodily overthrow the goverment flying that same flag.

It isn’t a Mark Cuban-level nuclear strike against bigots (as followed a similar anthem incident with one of his players), but the speed and certainty of the team’s response is encouraging.

+17 mouths to feed

Beauty in the eye of the beholder, I guess. I like the no-frills approach. Console designers like to get all futuristic and shit, and then your console sticks out like a sore and bleeding thumb amongst all the ubiquitous rectangular hardware on your shelves.

The real question is: Which gaming site will produce the best take on the NMS Hype v. Reality affair? This is the eighth or ninth I’ve read so far. 7/10

Haha, what? Was there an X-Wing pilot named “Ill Communication” or something?

This is why Kinda needs downvoting.

Whoever made the Into Darkness trailer is taking a bath with a toaster right now.

It’s been, what, 20 years since Roger Wilco? How’d it take so long to build a better mousetrap? It isn’t like the market doesn’t exist.

Every single one of these things this year includes an, “Oh yeah, Whatshisname suffered a fatal gunshot wound somehow.”

I agree, which is why having real, licensed music in the games seems almost like breaking the fourth wall.

Christ, this game seems amazing, but I can’t play it. Not ever.

*co²ugh* Don’t look at me, dude *co²ugh*

As a non-Denverite, I feel the same way about Peyton’s second ring: unearned, yet well-deserved (and as a Dallas native, I’m glad he could at least, on paper, match his loathsome little brother).

Notably missing from your list is that other Broncos QB. In swimming, an anchor can’t be dragged to a championship by his teammates.