Huh, I was about to reply to some lazy troll and realized the comment was actually mine. Of course I come to Deadspin for gossip about sports pseudo-personalities. Maybe my ex-wife wasn’t so wrong about that split-personality thing.

Sorry, but what exactly does this have to do with Ashley Madison? I don’t come to Deadspin for gossip about sports personalities.

Regarding the dust, recall that China recovered it three years ago and it’s been played with/in storage since. It may look antiquated, but if the goal is to disguise its origin, that could be intentional.

What’s that band above the rim? You can barely see it, but it looks it might be snakeskin. Tell me it’s snakeskin.

Farley’s death (or Brockie’s) didn’t really surprise me, because you could see it coming. Maybe the cause of death itself sparks an emotional response, Hartman’s murder being one example. If Dimebag had suddenly died of acute liver failure, I’d have said, “Yeah, well, no shit.” But a random and unpredictable tragedy…

Has Adam Sandler’s appeal actually “fizzled out”? Pixels may be box office poison, but it’s made him millions. He could swim laps in an Olympic-sized pool filled with the dollars he earned just from the Tomatometer-imploding Bucky Larson. He is obviously still appealing to the right people.

I live a few blocks from the Midway, and visit it religiously. After a rough day at work, nothing beats relaxing in a comfy seat in a flight briefing room (even if you’re not allowed to utilize the ashtrays built into the armrests). Also, there’s a bar on the stern.

Televised debates are one thing, but we’re fantasizing about a Foxtrot-Trump interview here. No time limit, no holds barred. It won’t happen. There is a reason why these candidates speak in brief soundbites, and avoid meaningful, knowledgeable, truly heartfelt discussion on any topic: One wrong word can derail a…

I can confirm this, having been aboard that boat at the time. What the History Channel won’t tell you is that a squad of intergalactic mercenaries from the Rigel system were also on board, for reasons and motives unclear. Something involving trolls, IIRC. OK, the History Channel probably will tell you that. After all,…

Came down here to post the same thing. Them Russians may have a reputation for placing form after function, but damned if that Flanker ain’t one fine lookin’ flying machine. The stubby Eurofighter, by comparison, makes me wonder whether someone went digging through my garbage to retrieve the drawings I made at age six…

The debate tonight made it clear that these prospective candidates have, at best, no more insight into defense matters than a habitual reader of the local daily paper. Any one of them who dared to get in the ring with Rogoway would have his sketchy facts and figures blown to bits, and these guys all have platoons of…

In the ‘80s, we had action comedies like Iron Eagle. The bear has awakened and is closing the gap, and if we as a nation don’t wake the fuck up, not even a re-re-boot of Red Dawn featuring Kevin James and a Swayze hologram break dancing to Sigue Sigue Sputnik can stop the threat of, uh, whatever ideological-political…

It’s entertaining, at least. Everything comes in quotes now. Chris Broussard is a “journalist” with “sources” and “Mark Cuban is armed with a double-barreled shotgun and kicking down doors all over the state of Texas looking for DeAndre Jordan,” say “sources”. Deadspin will add fourscore exclamation points across a…

Don’t feel bad, I immediately thought “Avenger” too. They look pretty similar from that angle.

I can’t really explain Texas law either, despite having spent most of my life there and, uh, being regularly involved in its legal processes. What I do know is that, on a political map, Dallas, Houston and Austin are big blue blobs in a sea of red. The religious persecution tactic might still work in, say, Odessa, but…

Easily the best of the bunch. Tyler should’ve saved it for last instead of headlining with it. I’d already shot my wad before hitting the link, and nothing else could measure up afterwards (the Lightning formation comes pretty close).

At least they’ve heard the line and know what Duke Nukem even is. A kid at work was complaining the other night about doing his job, and I asked him if he’d come here to kick ass or chew gum. Blank stare. Total scum.

Yeah, and we’ve got Adam Sandler. Not sure who wins this round.

“Heh heh heh.”

That headline + strategically placed mid-sentence break is some dirty clickbait. I totally expected Vince Carter’s ballsack had driven a guy to suicide.