Clearly you missed the part where I explained that North Carolina is no longer a majority-rule state.

You’re sneering at the wrong group of people. Democracy died in North Carolina a number of years ago for reasons that have nothing to do with its voters. 

It’s not about criticizing stay-at-home parents, it’s about criticizing people who define themselves through that necessarily temporary role.

True, but I still naively thought that publishers would take extra care with a document that was, you know, going to the printer’s and all ...

I realize that I’m in the minority here, but that last sentence on Hillary’s page bugs the crap out of me. It should read: I’m proud to be a Democrat, and I wish Bernie *was* too. (not *were* too)

Just had my year anniversary with this rescue dog. She’s come a long way from the shivering mess I had to peel off the windows on the first night.

Thank you for that last sentence. I’m putting it in my pocket in case I need to use it on my ex in the future. I can’t believe I ever thought things would work out with a Libertarian.

I grew up watching the Hayley Mills version on Sunday afternoon TV and am horrified that people think the remake is the definitive version. I quite like the remake as well, but no.

Dude, I wasn’t disagreeing with you. In fact, I was riffing on your point. But please, explain some more.

Yes, I was speaking of long-lived overachieving racists like Arpaio, Antonis Scalia, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, Margaret Thatcher, Phyllis Schlafly, Fred Trump; the ones who get their egos fed.

They do! It’s like their sheer meanness keeps them alive.

I find it newsworthy that there were no reports of violence.

Like Emergency Induction Port said, sounds like you need an ultrasound. The symptoms in question could also be caused by something like uterine fibroid tumors, which would show up on an ultrasound. I’m having a hysterectomy in two weeks because of bad fibroids and other complications from the Essure birth control…

My English teacher mother drilled it into me at a young age.

And like his boss, he’s expressing himself at the literacy level of a sixth-grader. You’re someone who believes in *fewer* monuments, Mike. Fewer monuments.

Plus, you get to hear him say TOOMAH!

I would add that it’s entirely possible with strong acid to both vomit (as you noted, eating a meal beforehand helps) and to need an entire day’s recovery time to ride out your hangover. And yes, I saw the face of God.

How about tax infidelity? I found out the hard way (got a 5-figure bill from the IRS) that my ex had stopped filing our joint tax returns when he started being paid as an independent contractor and couldn’t or wouldn’t keep up with his payments. Since I’ve always been a W-2 employee, they eventually caught up with me…

Except not, since Richard Spencer is a self-loathing gay man.

He’s gone on record saying that he’s no longer sexually attracted to women after they’ve given birth so, no. Those two have not been sexual partners for a long time.